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hopelesslyinlove6
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October 24, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Like this if you're single
correction: too sexy for everyone
nmf

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xOstephh27
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October 20, 2011 3:51pm UTC

PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'cause you get hurt because of me.
Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it.
But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of
yourself. You get smaller and smaller everytime.
ERASER: That's true, but I don't really mind. You
see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever
you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days,
I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new
one. I'm actually happy with my job.
-Never gonna be able to look at a pencil & eraser the same way again..-

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SydneyMarieXO
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October 20, 2011 5:11pm UTC

That feeling you get when You hit the send button on a risky text.

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livelovedance
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October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC

getting a top quote
is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jordynn
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October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

witty girls,i'm making a collab video about bullying & how to be strong, (which isnt easy for us girls)because in 2009 my twin sister commited suicide from bullying. please, favorite if you'd support me and get the word out. i want to know how much effort to put into it.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

I'm that bridge jumping friend
your mother warned you about.

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kayleer5
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October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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chryssa
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October 20, 2011 5:34pm UTC

shy on the streets, sexy under the sheets

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wiggly2000
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October 19, 2011 5:55pm UTC

FAMILY GUY
STEWIE="VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!"
BRIAN="IN YOUR DREAMS"
PETER="HA HA HA, PICKLE!"
CHRIS="HEY MEG, SMELL MY FART! HEE HEE HEE."
LOIS="STOP IT CHRIS"
MEG="EIW FATSO!"
EVERYONE="SHUT UP MEG!"

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