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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. xXwittydreamerXx xXwittydreamerXx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    the excruciating pain you feel,
    When you get hit in the boob.

  3. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    our relationship was like;
    a book. a disapointing book.
    i loved the beginging.
    & not to mention the middle,
    that was great to, just great.
    but then at the end.
    lets just say;
    i did not want it to end like that.
    fade not mine. :)
    i just absoutly loved the fade,
    and had the urge to use to.
    but the quote os 100% minnee. :D

  4. TicketToHeaven_ TicketToHeaven_
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 12:38pm UTC
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    ( t h e s u i c i d e h o t - l i n e )
    You Are Not Alone In This Battle
    IF YOU ARE CONTEMPLATING ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE
    believe me, you are not alone
    t h i s i s a t o l l f r e e n u m b e r
    open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
    people are willing to give up their time and strength in order to help you:
    A Complete & Total Stranger
    there is something in this world worth living for
    DON'T GIVE UP. DON'T GIVE UP. DON'T GIVE UP

  5. TicketToHeaven_ TicketToHeaven_
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    the worst thing about being lied to
    `- - - - - > i s k n o w i n g y o u w e r e n ' t w o r t h t h e t r u t h xx

  6. whoaaitsGRACIE whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    when something in life happens;
    something you can't change----->*
    you don't get over it. you never will.
    you shouldn't try to go around it.
    it doesn't work.
    You have to work through it.
    Thats all you can do.
    you can't forget it.
    But if you work through it, it will get easier.
    requested edit for way2kl4ubutily .
    edit from meeee.(:
    request!

  7. alliboballyx3 alliboballyx3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 11:46pm UTC
    i don't have a clue.
    [[ what to do anymore]]

  8. alliboballyx3 alliboballyx3
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    a drop in the ocean ,
    a change in the weather,
    i was h o p i n g that you and me might end up together.
    <3
    -sorry it wouldn't change color fer the second line. stupid witty!

  9. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 3:19pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 1:34am UTC
    Do you wanna know a little secret?
    She's lying in her bed, staying up late texting you, you're telling her about how you caught your girlfriend cheating and that you and her broke up. She feels a tiny bit of hope, listening to you go on about how you like someone else. She waits....no text back. At 11:11 she wishes hard. At 11:12, you call her, she sighs nervously and picks up, now fully awake.
    "Hello?"
    "Hey. Wanna know who she is?"
    "Yeah."
    "She...well I saw her looking at other guys so...I don't think she'll like me."
    "Who is she?"
    "You know her well."
    "Come on who!?"
    "You."
    "Really?"
    "I've loved her since I first met her, I just was too scared to tell her."
    "Well I know she feels the same way, and I know one other thing for sure.
    "And what's that baby?"
    "She only has eyes for you."

  12. lynnzeyLUwho2468 lynnzeyLUwho2468
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    therapy is expensive bubble wrap is cheap
    the choice is all yours
    not mine got it off an itouch backround

  13. __iSwim __iSwim
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:49pm UTC
    FEAR NO MORE!
    I'm living proof that chain mail doesn't work [:

  14. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:45am UTC
    Wewereonabench..
    Just sitting, when an older couple sat down a couple feet away.
    (They must have been about 60)
    They were adorable,
    with the man holding the woman's hand while the
    woman giggled at the man's toothy grin. So my
    boyfriend turns to me and says:
    That's us, years from now.
    I'll be old and bald, you'll be as sweet as ever."
    Then the older couple began to laugh and smile.
    So my boyfriends says: You know what he just said to her?
    I remember when we were like those two
    young and in love ♥ ♥

  15. girl_love_boys girl_love_boys
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 3:40pm UTC
    Today,
    at work we got a new vacuum cleaner. It straps onto your back and has a hand-held nozzle with which to vacuum. I am officially a Ghostbuster.
    MLIA.

  16. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    wow. that is so funny #1
    one morning, as little hannah was sitting at the kitchen sink watching her
    mother wash and dry the breakfast plates, she noticed her mother had
    several strands of white hair mixed with her dark hair. hannah looked
    at her mother and said, "why do you got some white hairs, mummy?"
    her mother replied, "well, darling, every time a daughter upsets her
    mother, one of her mother's hairs turns white." hannah thought
    about this information for a few moments, then asked her mother,
    "mummy, so how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. kaylin123 kaylin123
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    Im the type of girl who...
    trips over a wireless pone cord,
    walks up the down escalator and wonders why its so slow,
    chokes on air,
    walks into glass doors,
    pulls a door that says push in big letters,
    &trips up the stairs
    Y--------------------------------------Y
    Y------------------------Y
    -----Y----

  19. xoxmihasfabquotes xoxmihasfabquotes
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    When Your In A Relationship
    it's not called stalking anymore,
    It's Called Caring
    credit* just thought of it.
    sorry if already on here.
    =)

  20. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 5:08pm UTC
    wow. that is so funny #3
    "i'm upset," benny said to his best friend. "i took my son-in-law
    into my clothing business and yesterday i caught him kissing
    one of the models!" his best friend answered, "have a little
    patience!" "after all, men will be men. so he kissed one of
    the models?" "but you don't understand!" benny exclaimed.
    "i make men's clothes."

:)

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