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whoaaitsGRACIE

1. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2010 6:13pm UTC
   ahah...i just opened this up after like a year and i looked at all my quotes.
   i thought, "damn, i was sucha whiney bittch."
   
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2. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2009 10:14pm UTC
   and i said see you later,
   because goodbye;
   means forever.
   ♥
   true. i had to say goodbye to my bestfriend yesterday.
   im gonna miss her so much):
   
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3. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2009 9:44pm UTC
   when something in life happens;
   something you can't change----->*
   you don't get over it. you never will.
   you shouldn't try to go around it.
   it doesn't work.
   You have to work through it.
   Thats all you can do.
   you can't forget it.
   But if you work through it, it will get easier.
   requested edit for way2kl4ubutily .
   edit from meeee.(:
   request!
   
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4. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2009 4:51pm UTC
   LMAO MOMENT #4
   During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
   "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
   He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
   On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
   The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
   The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered:
   "she made me a better offer, sorry."
   :)
   heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
   i'll give you creditt and follow you!
   thankss! :)
   
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5. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
   LMAO MOMENT #3
   Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
   She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
   driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
   The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
   up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
   gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
   Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
   the box back in the house.
   "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
   :)
   heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
   i'll give you creditt and follow you!
   thankss! :)
   
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6. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2009 7:59pm UTC
   &I didn't think she would actually be gone,*
   i mean i knew it would happen,
   but i didn't think she would dissappear.
   f o r e v e r.
   yes, i know i'll see her in heaven
   but what about now?
   she was amayzing and always made me happy.
   d e a t h ;
   is a tricky thing.
   right now I feel life is just falling down around me.
   but i have to realize when people leave the world
   they don't want to leave sad people. the want people
   to celebrate their life.
   heaven is a happy time;
   i h a v e t o b e s t r o n g.*
   <3
   credit for inspiration to my besties haylee and lindsey
   way2kl4ubutily and lynnzeyLUwho2468
   their grandma just died:(
   mine.
   
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7. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2009 5:31pm UTC
   just admit it people. :) #1
   if a quote has 99 favs
   you only favorite it,
   because you would make it 100.
   :)
   minee.
   so truee.
   
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8. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2009 5:08pm UTC
   LMAO MOMENT #2
   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
   The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
   Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
   The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
   The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
   Then the little girl gives her a cocky smile and says sweetly, "Well then you can ask him"
   "welI i guess you could ask him for me then."
   :)
   
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9. whoaaitsGRACIE
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2009 4:54pm UTC
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10. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 2:37pm UTC
    I wish I could just tell him.*
    Scream, to him that i still love him.
    that I always have.
    can't he see that I'm so hurt.?
    I wish I could just tell him [( how i feel )]
    you just made me so >>h a p p y <<
    -x- Why -x- can't -x- he -x- see -x-
    I still love him*
    </3
    credit for the quote
    edit credit to whoever.
    
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11. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    *Starlight, Star Bright*
    First star I see tonight,
    ;i w i s h i m a y, i w i s h i m i g h t;
    *<-----.to have the wish, i wish tonight.----->*
    
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12. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    When you come over...
    we'll go up my stairs...
    & into my room...
    crawl into my bed....
    & I'll show you...
    my brand new...
    Glow in the dark watch!
    :)
    what were you thinking perv?!
    for shannnoonnXXX contestt.
    
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13. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 6:18pm UTC
    "This is her day*"
    I softly whisper to myself,
    as the snow magically falls around me.
    I look to the sky and notice how beautiful it is,
    then i realize,
    It's because she's up there*
    for shannnoonnXXX contestt.
    this is about my grandma who meant alot to mee.
    ispiration credit to my friend morgan cooperr.
    favoritee*
    
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14. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 1:16pm UTC
    x0x_jay_x0x
    not a requestt.
    you guys should just look at her quotess.
    their pretty sweeet.
    but of course i take themmm(:
    *whoaaitsgracie*
    
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15. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 1:00pm UTC
    Nobody Cares.
    Did you not know? No one cares that your daddy drives
    a Jaguar, and your mommy was a Victoria's Secrect Model.
    Nobody really cares about the car you're getting for
    your 16th birthday. Nobody pays attention to your Chanel earrings, or
    your "real" Tahitian Pearls.
    We're in jr. high,
    darling. Not New York City's runway. Stop
    fronting, we all know you're nothing without
    your money. Oh, and by the way;
    I saw your shirt on clearance =O
    credit :)
    sorry im reposting this i just
    kinda sorta...accidently deleted itt.
    
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16. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:43pm UTC
    i may be ugly to you;
    but they can't stop staring;)
    ahah sorry if its on heree.
    otherwise minee. (:
    
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17. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:14pm UTC
    I know your type. You're daddy's little girl.
    Just take a bite. Let me shake up your world...
    'Cause just one night couldn't be so wrong!*
    I'm gonna make you lose control...
    s h e w a s s o s h y;
    ----->Till I drove her wild<-----
    *I make them good girls go bad*
    
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18. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    then the clock changed to 11:11
    then i took a deep breath and sighed,
    what they don't know is i wish for him every single night.
    i ask them what they wish for and the cannot tell a lie,
    most of them unrealistic to be happy or to fly.
    i never wish for happiness because if this wish came true i would,
    he makes me just so happy I'd marry him if I could.
    but there is one slight problem he loves her; not me,
    i had my chance yet blew it now my hearts locked with a key.
    they ask me what i wish for and me to embarrassed to tell,
    i say, oops i missed it, i laugh,
    oh well.
    minee. :)
    add if you liike.
    :)
    
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19. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:58am UTC
    My Life Without You Is Like;
    a [detective] without cases*;
    a shoe without lases;
    a nerd without b r a c e s;
    ---->&asentencewithoutspaces<----
    editt. mine. (:
    changed a liinee.
    whoaaitsgracie
    
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20. whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 1:14pm UTC
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