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cvnt*
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July 5, 2012 10:25pm UTC

She sat down and they watched the sunset together,
letting their worries fade as fast as the day did.

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Cali4nia
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July 5, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Girl on Witty: *Makes her OWN meaningful quotes about life and what it means to her, works hours and hours on her OWN quotes and OWN formats to make it all perfect, ends up getting 2 faves. Has had a witty for 3 years and has 4 followers.* "Guy" on Witty who's most likely a girl using a fake pic: *Uploads a picture of a shirtless guy with abs and nice hair, claims "he's" 16 years old, picks a cute name like Jake, Josh, Dylan, Cole, Jared, Kyle, etc. and steals someone else's format, makes a quote saying "You're beautiful" and gets 2000 faves. Has had a witty for 3 days and has 400 followers.*. . . Really Witty? And no, I'm not hating. Hate on me all you want, I can really care less what you say about me. I'm just stating the facts. I'm not saying ALL guys on witty are fake, but from what I actually have PROOF of, some girls have actually created fake profiles of guys and have stolen pictures from guys. What has happened to Witty? I even saw this girl commenting on this "guy's" witty saying their number and "text me" without even knowing "him." Jesus. Girls, you don't need a guy to make a quote saying "you're beautiful" to know it. You should already know it. This also implies if it's a real guy making the quote. The fake guy profiles have always been around, but more recently has it been going on way too often. JUST STOP. Seriously. Where has all the originality gone to?

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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July 6, 2012 11:03am UTC

It's my birthday todayNo I'm not asking for faves or any "Happy birthdays" I just need to ventmy best friend, my crush, and my family haven't even noticed that it's my birthday.. Wow.. Thanks.

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tampon
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July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Yeah, we get it. You're a boy on Witty. You don't have to write a quote about it ever 2 minutes saying "Hey girls, I'm a boy, you're all beautiful. check out my profile!"
By the way, your picture is fake. lolol

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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:06am UTC

Yes, I've made mistakes. But you know what? Life didn't come with instructions..

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yourcool
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July 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Moonwalking into jail because
you're a smooth criminal.

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BriannaMcCoun
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July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

That Moment When
Your Internet stops working..
and you have no clue what to do with your life.
♥

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harrystylesisfit
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July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

american kid:
"so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

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Mufin1
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July 5, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Icarly
Sam: If it's Freddie's mom, don't answer it.
Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be... yeah, don't.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC

☯
I’m the type of person who usually laughs at my mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face.
☯

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thatbritishboy
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July 6, 2012 12:17am UTC

Sleep is for people with no internet connection.

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 16, 2012 8:12pm UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
paramoreforever
Browneyelover
Maddy5423
thelastgirlyouwouldexpect

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC

You know you 're a d i re c t i oner
When you see a pigion while crossing in between classes in school with people around and not caring and screaming as loud as you can
KEVIN I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
t h e n j u s t c a s u a l l y w a l k i n g a w a y

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 20, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Final at School:
Me: Ok I can do this.
Me: lol jk I can't do this
Me: write write dot dot lalalala
Me: ok lets focus
Me: I wonder if I'll ever get a boyfriend lol jk we all know thats never happening
Me: OMG what if one direction walked in right know ahh i love them.
Me: haha who am i kidding thts never gonna happen or will it?
Me: focus!
Me: woah when did he get that hot?
Me: wtf is this sh*t?
Me: wow how is she done already yeah I heard studying helps lol too late now
Me: woah there teacher person when did you get up and move?
Me: I wanna stay up all night and jump around until we the sun.
Me: FOCUS!
Me: hey you didnt have much game so i needed to up grade and i went and walked away ay ay lol jk i cant sing
Me: dang one day I should be a teacher
on how to fail yep I'd be amazing at that.
Me: why doesnt he like me lol jk I'v e seen my face in the mirror and wouldnt pick me either.
Me: I wonder what would happen if I just started banging my head on the desk.
Me: I should yell OMFG ONE DIRECTION and see what happens.
Me: can I throw this caculater at your face
Me: Say nothing if i can yeah buddy caculater throwing time
Me: I belong in a mental instatution
Me: holy sh*t theres only five minutes left
Me: gotta finish gotta finish gotta finish
Me: ah f*ck i read the clock wrong i had 30 minutes well at least I'm done
Me: hey i justt met you and this is crazy but i finished the f*ckin test this time so suck my...
Me: holy fudge nuggets theres a another packet
Me: I'm screwed.

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Dear One Direction Management,
You really should let Niall
sing one becuase he is
amazayn, two because One
Direction is a group of five
not four and three uhm yea
all the directioners out
there yea if they ever find out
who you are uhm yea be
prepared becuase they
might, most likely, I'm
pretty sure will
attack you
just saying
Sincerely,
just trying to save you life
P.S. LNS

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're doing somthing completly
idiotic thinking your alone
Then you turn around and find someone looking at you like you'recompletly insane.

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 24, 2012 8:35pm UTC

One Direction as teachers:
Harry: so,erm. The answer for this is uhm erm its,uh,so,erm basically, you do this massive equation and it takes a long time foh ohhz, but erm yeah.
Louis: thats the f*cking right answer! Hey kids, wanna hear a really funny joke harry told me yesterday? So these guys walk into a bar-
Zayn: Whos sexy Kids: you're sexy, Mr. Malik Zayn: good job I taught you well
Liam: Kid: I don’t undertand this Liam: yeah me either
Niall: snack time! Kid: we just had snack time....Niall: no you didnt Kid: yes we- Niall: NO WE DIDNT!
nmq/nmf

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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June 30, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Was I the only one that didn't know that
Timmy Turner from Fairly God Parents was played by a girl
Yea her name is Tara Strong.
She also plays Dill from Rugrats and Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls.
nmf

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