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whereismymind
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May 2, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Actually, you and I are finished buisness. You suck. I dont. The end.

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whereismymind
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April 28, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Simba was walking too slow so i told him to Mufasa

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whereismymind
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April 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Girls now need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambition, and a good education, because 10 years from now 'swag' isn't going to pay bills.

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whereismymind
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April 28, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Cats dont lie. Cats dont cheat. Cats dont talk about you behind your back. Cats dont treat you badly because of your race. Cats dont start wars for basically no reason. Cats dont bully. Cats dont set off bombs that kill thousands of innocent people. Cats dont steal. Cats dont r/pe, Cats dont beat their kids. Cats arent back stabbers. Cats dont talk about each other, because of their weight. Cats dont drink and drive. Is it me, or would this world be so much better if it was full of cats, not people?

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whereismymind
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April 26, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Reasons why I'm fat:
1. I eat when I'm bored
2.I'm bored all of the time

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whereismymind
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April 25, 2013 9:28pm UTC

At first I really liked Witty but now, its like everyone in hear is so cruel and careless. It really hurts to read Christian bashing quotes. Its not fair.

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whereismymind
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April 20, 2013 9:46am UTC

That awkward moment when you realize Dora has more freedom than you.

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whereismymind
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April 20, 2013 9:34am UTC

Society: Everyone is beautiful.
Society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
Society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
Society: Your an A cup? What are you 8?
Society: Your a C cup? That's my mom's size!
Society: You don't think your pretty? Attention seeker!
Society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
Society: You believe in g/y rights? Ho/o!
Society: You don't believe in g/y rights? You close minded dirtbag!
Society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
Society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
Society: You can't go on? How much attention do you wan't?
-Someone kills themself-
Society: Oh, they were so beautiful!
Society Sucks!

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whereismymind
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April 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me.
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together.
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors.
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if I tell you, you wont belive me.
Police: tell me.
Me: next to my house.

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 10:16am UTC

Don't be sad because of people. They will all die.

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 10:11am UTC

Parents call it: "Talking back"
We call it: "Explaining"

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 10:08am UTC

You monsters are people.

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 10:06am UTC

Nobody cares unless your beautiful or dead.

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 10:02am UTC

She has no idea. The effect she can have.
-Peeta

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 9:59am UTC

Crying dosen't indicate that your weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that your alive.

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 9:56am UTC

What if....... all your dreams came true?

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whereismymind
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April 18, 2013 9:54am UTC

Life is really simple, but we insists on making it complicated.
-Confusious

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whereismymind
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April 17, 2013 10:29pm UTC

I have to cut my bestfriend out of my life and i need some advice on how to cope with it. Help please?

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whereismymind
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April 16, 2013 8:50pm UTC

i know the saying "Everybody is doing it" is so common now, but no, everyone is not doing it. Your virginity is something that you will never, ever get back. You cant loose it than change your mind afterwards. I know that everyone says to wait until you find someone you really care about to loose it to but go beyond that. Wait until your husband or wife comes along, because if that person loves you enough to marry you, than they deserve a gift that you haven't given anyone except them. To some that may seem old fashion, but I think its pretty cute to loose your virginity to each other on your wedding night.

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whereismymind
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April 13, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I feel fat. I want to run track over the summer but my thighs and butt are huge! Please tell me some exercise that I can do to tone my thighs, abs, and butt.

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