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*Yours Truly*
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February 21, 2015 2:07am UTC

Why can strangers call me pretty,
but you can't?

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1mrsseguin9
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February 21, 2015 1:06pm UTC

"Guys watch too much p.orn. Those girls don't exist. They're not real girls. And that's like us watching romance movies. That's girl p.orn because those guys do not exist."-Miley Cyrus

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pirateslifeforme*
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February 21, 2015 4:23am UTC

How many times do we forgive someone just because we don't want to lose them even though they don't deserve our forgiveness?

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krose656
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January 12, 2015 6:44pm UTC

"If you're never going to talk to me again, that's okay. I know you promised you would never leave me five months ago while I was crying in your chest, but I also know that sometimes it's snows in the middle of April or weeds grow in the middle of a rose garden, so I understand that things happen that aren't supposed to."
:
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-from the last letter I ever wrote you

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伤*
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January 24, 2014 1:41pm UTC

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary
i do it to myself just fine

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Amenah
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January 11, 2015 9:18pm UTC

THE WORST NIGHTS ARE
THOSE WHEN YOU GO TO
SLEEP KNOWING THAT
TOMORROW IS GOING TO
BE ABSOLUTELY HELLISH.

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happiest*
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April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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Halcyon09*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 5:18pm UTC

How beautiful it is to come to the realisation that when a writer falls in love with you, you can never truly die.
Because long after you are gone, even then, those words will remain,
and in them, you -- immortalized in ink.
H.M

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 5:40pm UTC

Today,
my teacher called my boyfriend
"the kid with the brown hair
and the nice smile"
because he couldn't remember
his name.

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Lost Dreamer*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 5:55pm UTC

I'm reading a book called The Last Policeman
And there is this one part that i think is funny
" 'You know what you can do?' I say softly raising one finger
and pointing at the sky. 'You can go f**k yourself.' "

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SuperNovaChic
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April 23, 2014 6:44pm UTC

Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
Me: Are you sure about that?

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 8:39pm UTC

“Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 4:59pm UTC

What is the point of being
alive
IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TRY
to do something remarkable?
~John Green
Please don't remove this!

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 12:47am UTC

Me on my wedding day: Wait you still like me, right? I didn't mess anything up yet, right? XD

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SuperNovaChic
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April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC

The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 4, 2014 7:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SuperNovaChic
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April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

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*crybaby*
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March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:21pm UTC

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

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