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  1. blondiebaaybe97 blondiebaaybe97
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    yesterday, I Didn't Celebrate Father's Day Like Most . I Spent My Day Celebrating My Mother. Why? Because She Plays BOTH Roles In My Life.<3


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  3. Cupcake2422 Cupcake2422
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    I want to see
    If more people are younger or older
    <3 if your under 15
    comment if your over 15
    aha please do it[:

  4. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    What is wrong with our society.
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    America: Well sure why not?
    Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    America: WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

  5. keegster keegster happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    SHUT UP ABOUT LOVING
    YOUR CAT MORE THAN
    ANY HUMAN. IT DOES NOT
    REPLACE THE GAPING
    HOLE THAT YOU SO
    DESPERATELY CRAVE TO
    FILL WITH P ENIS

  6. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    What happens if
    he's your Prince Charming, but you're not his Cinderella?

  7. Anisax3 Anisax3
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    That One Friend...
    Whose laugh is funnier than the joke♥

  8. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  9. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  10. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  11. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over

  12. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark, you're gonna need a hand...
    But if you don't have one you're f*cked

  15. Loveandpolkadots Loveandpolkadots
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    No Witty;
    I'm not interested in dating women who are 50+ years old.
    Thanks anyway though...

  16. neverlandfugitive neverlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Fridge full of food:
    Nothing to eat.
    Closet full of clothes:
    Nothing to wear.
    Mind full of thoughts:
    Nothing to say.
    neverlandfugitive™

  17. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    i love you;
    plain and
    simple.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. SkYluReX11 SkYluReX11
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    You make a loop de loop and pull,
    and your shoes are looking cool. ♥
    ~spongebob ~'♥

  20. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    when a box says
    "easy open"
    and i end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and my lightsaber to open it.

:)

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