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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I guess the main reason people commit suicide
    Is because no one cares enough to listen .
    Witty girls, comment your biggest secret.
    Then scroll through other comments.
    Leave advice and cute messages.
    You will see you are not alone .

  2. kissandtell29 kissandtell29
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    People at my school: you're in all AP classes right?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
    Me:
    Me: omg that's a good one!
    Me:
    Me: oh, you were serious?
    Me: someone get me a doctor!

  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    If I died before I wake .
    I pray the Lord my soul to take.
    If I die during my sleep.
    I pray the lord my heart to keep.
    Father, if tonight is the end.
    Will you make sure to watch over my friends?
    God if tonight I die .
    Will I see you in the big blue sky?
    Lord, if I take my last breathe.
    Will I suffer during my death?
    Master if tonight my heart stops its beat.
    Will you make sure it's given as a treat.
    God. If I die tonight.
    Will you protect my loved ones with all your might?
    God. If I die before I wake.
    I pray you my lord, my soul to take.
    This was inspire by Kid Cudi's song.
    But, most of it was mine.
    Please, Give creds if you take.
    Credit format: Not mine.

  4. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:28am UTC
    *Me on Tumblr*
    Me: *scrolls upon cute couple kissing*
    Me: Awh, why can't I have a cute relationship like that?
    Me:
    Me: Maybe it's because I'm already in a serious commited relationship.
    me: ...with my computer.
    Me: Or because I'm eating ramen noodles with a spork.
    Me: Or maybe it's the fact that I'm about as attractive as a potato.
    Me: *Hugging Cat* Atleast I have you, Mr. Fluffers!
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat: *Meows and wildy claws face, then jumps off of bed*
    Me: -____-
    Me: Oh well, I'm better off by myself anyway.
    Me: I'm a lone wolf.
    Me: Like Taylor Lautner! Team Jacob!
    Me: lol no, I don't even like twilight.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I'll find someone someday.
    Cat:
    Twilight:
    The World:
    One Direction:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Unicorn Land:
    Tom Daley:
    NASA:
    Me: *chokes on a noodle*

  5. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Mom: *comes into my room
    Mom: Hey how ar- Ohmygosh, honey why are you crying? What happened?
    Me: *sniffle
    Me: I'm watching the Hunger Games on my computer...
    True story.

  6. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 10:27am UTC
    *me at the age of 6*
    Me: *hits older kid with sweater*
    Kid: I'm gonna tell your parents!
    Me: *Runs home, locks door*
    Kid: *rings doorbell*
    Kid: I wanna talk to your parents
    Me: My parents...don't speak english... and they aren't home!
    Dad: *starts coming down the stairs*
    Kid: Then who's that?
    Me: My ...grandpa
    Kid: Can I talk to him?
    Me: ....He doesn't speak english either
    I was such a good liar(;
    True Story

  7. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Did anybody
    ever realise that one day
    we will be adults
    &we'll have to
    work.
    I did not sign up for this.
    nmf

  8. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Me in Walmart when I see the new Hunger Games DVD:
    Me: MOM. You're so beautiful.
    Me: I just love you so much.
    Me: Did you do something different with your hair?
    Me: Cause it's just so gorgeous.
    Me: *hugs her
    Me: I want to grow up to be just like you.
    Me: Cause you're so nice, and caring, and amazing...
    Me: How does it feel to be the best mom in the world?
    Me: I loooove youuuu mommmmy.♥
    Mom: We're not getting the DVD. Now go to the snack aisle and get your brother some HOHOs for his lunch.
    Me: ...but....Peeta...
    Me: -___-
    True Story.

  9. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Ramona and
    beezus,
    Beezus:
    Ramona I know tha you think being different is bad but its not.. You don't worry about colouring inside the lines you know?
    Ramona:
    Huh?
    Beezus:
    You're your own person, you don't care what other people think. It's brave being how you are.
    Beezus:
    Oh, well, sometimes I colour inside the lines but really it depends on the picture.
    I love this quote <33*
    Nmf
    ~♥~
    not my format:x

  10. OneDirectiiion OneDirectiiion happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Do you know what it's like . . .
    To feel so in the dark?
    To dream about a life . . .
    Where you're the shining star?

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    August 19, 2012 10:27pm UTC
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  13. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:45pm UTC
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  14. kissandtell29 kissandtell29
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    August 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC
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  15. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Me: Where did I put my phone.....?
    Me: MARCO
    Phone:
    Me:
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    Me:
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    Me: I don't think you understand the rules here.


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  18. izzydelacruzz izzydelacruzz
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:29am UTC
    *mom gets home from work*
    Mom: What did you do today?
    Me: Got in a fight no big deal...
    Mom: Isabella Cathrine De La Cruz, no big deal? no big deal! I thought you knew better than that! With who young lady?
    Me: Meesha (my dog)
    Mom: You got in a fight with the dog?
    Me: Yeah! That brat ate my chips!
    Mom: Wow your a loser...it would've been better if you just got into a fight with an actual person..
    Me: -_-
    truestory


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  20. kissandtell29 kissandtell29
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to have a movie night with myself
    Dad: where
    Me: in my room
    Mom: haha where is she going to go
    Me: yea i'll go in my car haha
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Brother:
    Dog:
    Fish:
    Me: or i'll go with my boyfriend..
    Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
    Mom: who would date you? haha
    thats my life

:)

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