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*Me on Tumblr*

Me: *scrolls upon cute couple kissing*
Me: Awh, why can't I have a cute relationship like that?
Me:
Me: Maybe it's because I'm already in a serious commited relationship.
me: ...with my computer.
Me: Or because I'm eating ramen noodles with a spork.
Me: Or maybe it's the fact that I'm about as attractive as a potato. 
Me: *Hugging Cat* Atleast I have you, Mr. Fluffers! 
Cat: 
Me: 
Cat:
Me:
Cat: *Meows and wildy claws face, then jumps off of bed*
Me: -____-
Me: Oh well, I'm better off by myself anyway. 
Me: I'm a lone wolf.
Me: Like Taylor Lautner! Team Jacob!
Me: lol no, I don't even like twilight.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I'll find someone someday.
Cat:
Twilight:
The World:
One Direction:
Josh Hutcherson:
Unicorn Land:
Tom Daley:
NASA:
Me: *chokes on a noodle*



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*Me on Tumblr* Me: *scrolls upon cute couple kissing* Me: Awh,

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