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I_Dont_Know
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August 29, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Great Minds
Discuss Ideas;
Average Minds
Discuss Events;
Small Minds
Discuss People.

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beastgirl5555
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August 14, 2012 9:47pm UTC

FUNNY, WHEN YOU'RE DEAD HOW PEOPLE START LISTENING.

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Peace1231
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September 9, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Just because she comes
off strong,
doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying.
& even though she act's like nothing wrong,
maybe she's just good at lying.

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Jasminekaybutterfly
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September 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Don't kill yourself over a boy.
He'll bring another girl to your funeral.

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GRANDer
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August 27, 2012 6:13pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
They'll hate you if you're pretty,
They'll hate you if you're not.
They'll hate you for what you lack,
and they'll hate you for what you've got.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:13pm UTC

When a girl cries,
it's not just over one thing.
It's a build-up of anger and tears they have been holding in for so long. They try to put a smile on everyday so no one will see the pain they are really feeling.
& sometimes, the happiest girls...
are the ones breaking down inside.

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ericaa05
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September 11, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Mom: don't worry, the spider is smaller than you are!
Me: yeah, and so are grenades...
nmf

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XDangerousBeautyX
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August 27, 2012 11:21am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
I ACCIDENTLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD AT ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN!! HELP!!
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IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
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wittylilly
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I AM
that single friend that gives
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

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forever_mine_123
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September 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Girl i hate: ewwww my ice cream is melting!
Me: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold.

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AustinH
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August 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I don't just sing in the shower.
I dance. It's a whole performance in there..

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littlenattycastronovo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Mom: Okay, it's time for you to go read
My siblings: Awww
Mom: And you
Me: Me?
Mom: Yes, you. Go be social for once, go call your friends or something
Me: Social?
Me: Friends?
Me: What is this language you are speaking to me

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SingYourFeelings
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
Teacher: no
Kid: but... its... an emergency...
Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher: you're a boy...

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I find it hilarious when
I go on facebook and see
A girl who just posted a new profile picture & in it she's smiling really innocently pretending that she has no idea that her boobs are literally inches from exploding out of her shirt.

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Badapple911
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I Called Pizza Hut Today
Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Chashier: No.... This is Patrick
Me: Haha nice one
Cashier:.... Thaanks?
Me:... o- o
Cashier:... o- o
Me: I'll have a small Hawaiian...
I got to pizza hut
Turns out theres a guy who works there who's name is Patrick

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MeganFantasticT
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August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

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sydneyxrose
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC

NO, MOM, I GO TO HOGWARTS
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
-tumblr

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AlltheLights
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:17pm UTC

comment if you've cut
comment if you're depressed
comment if you're suicidal
comment if you suffer eating disorders
comment if you have anxiety
If you have anyone of these things I respect you
It's suicide awarness day
I love you all

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punklove182*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 4:54pm UTC

You used to be a hero to me..
Now you're an enemy.

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