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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    You might be thinking
    ‘When he looks at me,
    I bet you he doesn’t feel a thing.’
    But do any of us really know that?
    He could be looking at you and wishing
    you two would be together.
    He could be looking at you thinking
    you are so beautiful.
    You never know what’s he’s thinking at,
    when he sees you...

  2. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Me: I have a boyfriend.
    Friends:
    Mother:
    Everyone:
    World:
    Obama:
    Mitt Romney:
    Wittyprofiles:
    God:
    Jesus:
    Earth:
    Jupiter:
    Sun:
    Galaxy:
    Heaven:
    Dream: Okay, it's time for you to wake up.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I love when
    I get complimented
    on things that aren’t my appearance .
    Don’t get me wrong,
    I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful etc,
    but I love when people compliment my laugh.
    Or the way I sound when I just wake up.
    The way my hair falls naturally.
    How I say a certain word.
    Just the way that I am.
    I love that.

  4. insignificantx insignificantx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    GUYS GUYS, OMG...
    he picked up my pen today o:
    We are so getting married♥
    formatcredit to dukey95

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Niall: Reality ruined my life
    Every Directioner in the world: I feel you bro

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    .
    cup text?
    .
    MEN ARE LIKE COFFEE.
    THE BEST ONES ARE RICH,
    WARM AND KEEP YOU UP
    ALL NIGHT LONG ;)
    Format by BreezeNot my quote

  7. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Why is she so jealous you ask?
    She's jealous because she's afraid you'll
    find someone prettier, smarter, taller,
    skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, and
    better than her.

  8. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Dear Bruno Mars,
    You know that line in your song "Grenade" that goes
    "Should've known you were trouble from the first kiss,
    Had you're eyes wide open,
    Why were they open?"
    Well I have a question.
    Why were YOUR eyes open?

  9. LoveHearts97 LoveHearts97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    That moment of embarassment
    When your mother reveals something about you she wasn't supposed to.

  10. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    I don't mind going to High School...
    As long as there's a Troy Bolton.
    nmq

  11. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    At some point you have to realize that he doesn’t care,
    and maybe you’re missing out on someone who does.

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:25am UTC
    "Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are dating
    Because they wore the same necklace."
    One time, I wore the same sock as Selena Gomez
    And now we're lesbian for eachother.

  13. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Hell does exsist
    It's called looking at pictures of
    yourself from 7th grade

  14. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Don't feel too special,
    I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I
    know not to pick up when you call.

  15. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    *opens a can of pringles*
    Me: This could be the start of something new, it feels so right to be here with you oooh

  16. idocartwheels idocartwheels
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    "Why is this potato smiling?"
    "Grandma, thats a picture of me."
    NOW THAT DESERVES A TOP QUOTE!!!!

  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Skinny person: I'm so fa-
    Me: Just stop talking.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    there's a difference between:
    - thinking someone is cute
    - having a crush on someone
    - being interested in someone
    - liking someone
    - loving someone
    - being in love with someone

  20. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Stop waiting for your Prince Charming.
    Get up and find him.
    The poor idiot must be stuck up in a tree or something.

:)

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