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  1. AbigailJade31 AbigailJade31
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Beauty gets the attention
    Personality gets the heart
    <3

  2. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    #YOLO? please....
    forever alone? #SOLO
    condome broke #OHNO
    marko? #POLO
    cant fina a job? #HOBO
    toy on a string #YOYO
    ruind the beatles? #YOKO
    wake me up before you? #GOGO
    powerpuff girls villan? #MOJOJOJO
    santa is coming to town? #HOHOHO
    why? #UNO

  3. h4ppiness h4ppiness
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    ALL I NEED
    IS YOU NEEDING ME

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Saying "0h yeah I remember!"
    when you really don't.

  5. dancer0507 dancer0507
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Forget love, I'd rather fall in
    chocolate

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    That moment of disapointment
    when you don't get the color gum ball you wanted in the gum ball machine
    NFM/FMQ

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    How to find name of a song:
    type all the words you know in google, and hope for the best.

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Typical ping pong game:
    5% playing ping pong
    95% chasing the ball around the room

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I don't care how
    many warnings I get I am still going
    to eat raw cookie dough.

  10. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    No one else's arms
    have made me feel this safe.
    -the hunger games.

  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:18am UTC
    you know your in love when...
    you get up 30 minutes early every morning just to say goodmorning to her

    true story

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    YOU CAN'T BE FOUND
    if you were never lost

  13. musicxlove27 musicxlove27
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Im going to start making all my quotes black and white; that way I know that if somebody likes my quote its because they actually care about what im saying, not what I look like.

  14. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    \
    Using the word
    "thingy" when you can't
    remember what soemthing is called
    nmf/

  15. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you ask your parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and you get a complete story.

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
    fgfdg


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    My bed is so much comfier
    in the morning than at night.

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    That song on your
    ipod you always skip but never delete

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

:)

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