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  1. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:35am UTC
    I suck at being attractive.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    Boy: You're beautiful.
    Girl: He's lying.
    Boy: You're ugly.
    Girl: I know.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:22am UTC
    You looked me in the eye,
    & told me you loved me, were you just kidding?
    because it seems to me, this thing is breaking down we almost n e v e r
    speak, I don't feel welcome anymore. Baby what happened? please tell me,
    because one second it was perfect and now you're halfway out the door. & I stare at the
    PHONE HE STILL HASN'T CALLED,
    & then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at all,
    & I FLASH BACK TO WHEN WE SAID FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

  4. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:02am UTC
    & who else remembers :
    "Roxy like a puma!!"

  5. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Today marks 5 months
    Without cutting.

  6. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I keep seeing all these summer bucket lists with all this exciting stuff...
    Meanwhile, mine is just like:
    -Find shortcut to the fridge.
    Nmf

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Teacher: What is something you need that you can't see or feel?
    Person: air.
    Me: wifi.

  8. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Brushing your teeth
    right before the dentist
    like it's going to make a differance
    CookieDoughFormats

  9. cloudysky11 cloudysky11
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    i still think,
    1990
    was 10 years ago...

  10. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    My grades need to be higher.
    My weight needs to be lower.
    My stomach needs to be flatter.
    My wallet needs to be fatter.
    My skin needs to be tanner.
    My teeth need to be whiter.
    My friends need to be uglier.
    My face needs to be prettier.
    My hair needs to be longer.
    My shorts need to be shorter.
    My body needs to be hotter.
    My image needs to be cooler.
    My boobs need to be bigger.
    My thys need to be smaller.
    Society can really f**k people up.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Trying to act natural around cops,
    even when you did nothing wrong.

  12. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    When my mom had cancer,
    did I go on witty,
    and make quotes about her
    asking for faves?
    NO.
    I went out and
    Spent time with her

    format by julietechoecho

  13. samhu00 samhu00
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Girls Facts 2:
    Putting your headphones in
    and imagine how you could
    make a music video out
    of the song you're listening too.
    should I do a series?

  14. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC
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    I'm fine.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I don’t care how old I am,
    when I see a bubble, I will hunt it down and kill it.

  16. xCuppiieCakeLove xCuppiieCakeLove
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

  17. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    3 am?
    Perfect time to have a barking contest with the dog next door.
    -Dog Logic

  18. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Me when my friends are upset: basically turns into a psychiatrist
    My friends when I'm upset: ok.

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    What the author wrote: The curtains were blue.
    What my teacher thought he meant: The curtains represent a deep dark depression expressed through with the way he talks about the decor of the house.
    What the author meant : The curtains were f/cking blue.

  20. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    so i'm basically your average teenage girl..
    my room can't stay clean for
    more than a day, my hair never
    looks the way i want it to.
    oh, and there's this guy i'm
    absolutely crazy for.

:)

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