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1. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   If you were mine,
   I'd never let you go
   ♥
   
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3. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Kony 2012
   
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4. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   When I was little i watched my cousin tell my best friend she was going to be beautiful, as i stood next to her. I was simply over looked and rejected as she was showered with flattery, and i was left with nothing and thought of as ugly.
   I am out to prove them wrong.
   
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5. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012.
   The Mayans knew....
   
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6. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Am I the only one
   who wonders if the mascots are really smiling when you take a picture with them?
   
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7. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   Dude,
   Mondays are like the fat girl in a group of hot chicks.
   -Jenna Marbles ♥
   
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8. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   I don't stalk you,
   But by the way,
   You're out of milk.
   
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9. turtlesaresexy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   KNOCK KNOCK
   Who's there?
   The interrupting doctor.
   The interupti...
   You have cancer.
   
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10. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    That embarrasing moment when
    you have to go back inside and change because you are too sexy for your shirt.
    
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11. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I wasn't ignoring you, I just had to walk my turtle...
    
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12. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    RIP Facebook
    Say Hi To Myspace For Me,
    Sincerely twitter.
    
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13. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I think I will end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.
    
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14. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Seeing a spider is'nt the problem.
    The problem is when it dissapears.
    
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15. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Sometimes i feel like making a whole bunch of accounts just to fave my quotes so maybe once i'll get a top quote.
    
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16. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    ♥
    you're loved
    
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17. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Some girls need to learn how to control their WHOREmones.
    
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18. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Teacher: "Get out a sheet of paper"
    Student: "LOOK AT ME NOW!"
    Teacher: "Excuse me?"
    Student: "IM GETTING PAPER!"
    
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19. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    o
    -______-
    CONGRATS WITTIANS!
    YOU JUST MET WADE THE WITTY WHALE!
    ENJOY!
    
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20. turtlesaresexy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:35pm UTC
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