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turtlesaresexy
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February 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC

I'm moody like Squidward.
Sometimes selfish like Mr. Krabs.
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I'll always be here for you like Spongebob.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 6:13pm UTC

The awkward when you read "moment" yet it wasn't even there.
:P

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turtlesaresexy
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February 27, 2012 6:04pm UTC

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC

I'm so good at sleep I could do it for hours

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turtlesaresexy
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February 26, 2012 5:59pm UTC

A paper cut is a tree's way of getting the last laugh

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turtlesaresexy
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February 26, 2012 5:39pm UTC

"My candy brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like, just get in the car."
~ Pedofile Theme Song

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me: "Oh my god it
smells like upsexy in
here"
Guy: "Whats up sexy?"
Me: "Oh nothing much,
hbu?"

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 2:57pm UTC

*Adds a quote
MUST FIND MY QUOTE. MUST FIND MY QUOTE. MUST FIND MY QUOTE.
*0 Added to faves
Seriously Witty? thanks for putting me on the last page
-_-

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Whoever says paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I'll throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC

If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place.
;)

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:55pm UTC

John has 32 cookies and eats 28 of them, what does John have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Wish my book of life was written in pencil...
there are a few pages I would like to erase...

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Valentines day is only fun if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend
♥

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC

All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can CATCH THEM MOVING.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I just made a milkshake,
now all of the boys are in my yard.
Great.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I love that sound you make,
when you shut up.

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Is this the way it's meant to be?
Only dreaming that you're missing me
I'm waiting here at home
I'll be crazy now you're gone

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turtlesaresexy
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 8:10pm UTC

We are gunna be married one day
with our own story to tell,
you just don't know it yet.
♥

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