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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to ask a question but didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer? hhfhfh urhighuigh

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 12:48am UTC
    IT HURTS BEACAUSE IT MATTERED.

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    knowing exactly
    who you WANT TO BE WITH, and knowing
    that it can never happen because
    you'll never be WHO THEY WANT.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    We are all guilty
    of saving old messages from someone
    who became really special in our lives
    and going to familiar places
    that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
    and smiles on our faces.
    It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
    because every time that person crosses our minds,
    we remember the instances when
    we were happy and complete.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I take the L and R
    on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
    a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
    Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
    There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
    So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
    Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
    Just thought you'd like to know.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    i want to
    inspire people. i want people to look at me and say, "because of you, i didn't give up."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    It seems like everyone likes to
    text you when your busy,
    but when your bored ,nothing.

  11. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    The funny thing is ,
    nobody ever really knows
    how much anybody else
    is hurting .
    We could be standing next
    TO SOMEBODY WHO IS COMPLETELY
    BROKEN.
    and we wouldnt even know lt.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    you're the jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup,
    the glitter to my sushi,
    and the ketchup to my icecream.
    my point is, you're worthless.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Life isn't short
    its actually pretty fuc/king long. YOLO is stupid. Skinny girls, you're not fat. Every "Decent guy" you girls are looking for is probably in your friendzone. Guys, if you s/eep around, you will end up with a sl/ut who doesn't love you. No, lil Wayne, Drake, and Wiz Kalifa are not fuc/king philosophers, that's a quote on a picture. Anyone who says stop acting black Wen U talk lyke dis #SWAG, you're a racis/t, black people don't talk like that. Guys, have some respect. At the end of the day, dr/unk or so/ber, girls are still human. Girls, if you put pictures like that on facebook you WILL attract creepy as/sholes, its your own dam/n fault. You do dr/ugs? Cool, so do 90% of teenagers, so stop telling people how awesome you are because you got soooooooo fuc/ked up last night and can't even remember what you did. Honestly nobody cares, not even you. If everone would just stop and realize you're acting like an imaginary bunch of reality tv stars, maybe we wouldn't be such a fuc/ked up generation
    nmq

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    The older i get,
    the more i realize how much
    i hate people.

  16. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    I can fck my entire life up in a matter of 5 seconds.
    I should get some kind of award for that.

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    It scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you
    and everything that they say could be one massive lie.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    my music taste goes from
    ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    sometimes i wish i could be one of my friens for a day,
    just to see how amazing it is to hang out with me.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    I think we spend too much time wondering
    why we’re not good enough.
    We waste too much time putting ourselves down,
    that we don’t ever stop to see that we are good enough.
    We spend too much time with our heads down and hearts closed,
    and never get a chance to look up from the ground
    and see that the sun is shining and
    that tomorrow is another day.

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