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  1. saraashley1331 saraashley1331
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:02am UTC
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  2. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:09am UTC
    okay, let me get this straight...
    so you can send me a forward, but not respond to my text?!?!

  3. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I love it when...
    I say the same thing at the same time as someone else does.
    nmf/nmq

  4. jocelynn006 jocelynn006
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:15am UTC
    SUCK MY DICK
    Sorry, I was told not to put small things in my mouth...

  5. XJuicyBearX XJuicyBearX
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    July 19, 2011 12:15am UTC
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    Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like it’s the morning paper?
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    myformat.if you are going to use give credit


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  7. Nkillax0 Nkillax0
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    July 19, 2011 12:19am UTC
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  8. daydreamer134 daydreamer134
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:20am UTC
    12:00 AM
    Listening to your favorite song blasting in your earphones.
    Your tv's on.
    You're on witty.
    & you're in the zone!
    You're totally jamming out.
    Bouncing around in your chair.
    It's all good.
    Everything's dandy.
    "Oh.. Heey Mom.."
    I wonder how long she's been standing there..

  9. WritingSunshine5 WritingSunshine5
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    July 19, 2011 12:24am UTC
    I shower naked
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

  10. NugGetsXdg NugGetsXdg
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:26am UTC
    11:11 I'm done wasting my time wishing for him. I'm going to wish for something more realistic like a unicorn.

  11. that_one_kid_100 that_one_kid_100
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    July 19, 2011 12:31am UTC
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  12. no_shame no_shame
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:33am UTC
    friend:dude i was not THAT drunk?me: really because you saw a midget with a green shirt on and asked him where the end of the rainbow was.

  13. that_one_kid_100 that_one_kid_100
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    credit to whoever.


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  15. bbritbbee97 bbritbbee97
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:40am UTC
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    when in doubt,
    plank it out. (;
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    nmf/q.

  16. lovemakestheworldgoroundd lovemakestheworldgoroundd
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:40am UTC
    Don't you hate it when #6..
    When people chew really loud and you just wanna tell them to stfu.


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  18. vivalapink vivalapink
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:45am UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    you're checking your hair in a random car window &
    You realize there's someone is sitting in the car.

  19. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:45am UTC
    Dear men,
    We can text and pee at the same time!
    Sincerely, women.
    nmf

  20. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:46am UTC
    nothing says party
    like red plastic cups♥
    notmyquote, credit to whoeverrrr,

:)

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