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XJuicyBearX

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Member Since: 28 Jun 2011 12:26am

Last Seen: 21 May 2016 05:48am

Location: new york

Gender: F

user id: 188083

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:36pm UTC

one of the lowest points in your life is when you are just too lazy to eat . that is sad .

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 11:32pm UTC

Today I was really bored, so i decided to randomly say "Wow! Who put that piano there?"
You won't believe how many people looked around. Stupid thing was, I was in a elevator..

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 9:50pm UTC

“Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t phase me.”
- Nicki Minaj

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:29pm UTC

not my format
No girl believes she's beautiful, until a guy comes along & makes her feel like she is. ♥

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Teacher-George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
Student- Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 5:43pm UTC

People say
you don’t know what you’ve got till its gone
The truth is,
you knew what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.
Sandrasaurus

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 5:02pm UTC

not my format
guy: want to go out?
girl:i have a boyfriend.
guy: i have a math test tomorrow.
girl:and?
guy: sorry i thought we were naming things we could cheat on.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 5:15pm UTC

not my format
Our laughs- - [Limitless]
Our memories- - [Countless]
Our friendship- - [Endless]
nmf(:

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 5:11pm UTC

That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 'til they wake up ........

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 5:15pm UTC

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 5:08pm UTC

Most girls want a guy who would
hold her umbrella and
carry her through the puddles.
But I want a guy who would steal my umbrella,
jump in the puddles to splash me as I walk by
&& then kiss me in the rain
when I try && yell at him.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 4:49pm UTC

there's a reason why they say
teenage years are the toughest
friendships get ruined.
rumors are told.
hearts get broken.
trust becomes impossible.
judgment is around every corner.
&& hope is what keeps you going.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 4:42pm UTC

not my format
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 5:06pm UTC

Winnie the Pooh is based on psychological disorders. Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet has anxiety, Eeyore has depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD, and Owl is the psychiatrist who they all look up to.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Husband:everytime I make you cry, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
Wife:I clean the toilet seat...
Husband:How does it help?
Wife:I use your toothbrush!!!!

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 5:07pm UTC

not my format
That awkward moment when you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner get married, they would both be Taylor Lautner.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 4:54pm UTC

not my format
*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 12:32pm UTC

My Little Sister Told Me A Story Of What Happened In Her School The Other Day.
Her teacher asked a boy named Billy, "Look, the equation is simple. I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other. What do i have?
The boy answered,
A Drinking problem?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 11:22am UTC

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Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Don't give me that look... Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
nmf
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XJuicyBearX
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 5:12pm UTC

Today, I saw a couple running to catch a bus.
They had to be at least seventy
years old.
The best part?
They were holding hands, laughing as they ran.
That sort of timeless love gives me hope.
Format: twilightgirl995

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