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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Hihaylayx3 Hihaylayx3
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    Commenting means you're over him..
    Favoriting means you want to comment, But it would be a lie.
    Let's see what happens. \:

  3. GreenUmbrella GreenUmbrella
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    you've just lost the girl
    ///////////////////////////♥.......who would of done anything to be your everything. /

  4. XoLiveForTheMomentXo XoLiveForTheMomentXo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    Im surprised that when i mouse over the option
    "tools"
    in Microsoft word,
    your name doesn't come up.
    all mine<3

  5. happiness211 happiness211
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 5:33pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I pretended to be asleep in the car,just to get carried in (:

  6. DaniellexxGoesxrawr DaniellexxGoesxrawr
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 12:41am UTC
    I shower naked.
    HOW NAUGHTY OF ME.
    ; )

  7. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 9:58pm UTC
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  8. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    I n s c h o o l ,
    no matter the amount of people waiting
    outside the classroom,
    s o m e o n e w i l l s t i l l t r y t o o p e n t he
    locked door.
    *f o r m a t c r e d i t t o l y s s a r o o 7

  9. holmesmi holmesmi
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    "We're Mexi-cans not
    Mexi-can'ts."
    -George Lopez

  10. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 9:59am UTC
    Hello period
    goodbye white shorts

  11. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Why I don't look out of the window at night:
    1%
    I'm afraid of the dark...
    The other 99%
    I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.

  12. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 12:10pm UTC
    Boys, just do it.
    Tell her you think shes cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her. Teach her guitar. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain. When you fall in love with her, tell her. ♥♥♥
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  13. sunshinethrothedark sunshinethrothedark
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 1:53pm UTC
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  14. MM_areyummyintummy MM_areyummyintummy
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 9:42pm UTC
    Is anyone else here ...
    scared to fall alseep first
    at slumber parties ?

  15. NicoleJanine_ NicoleJanine_
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 11:10am UTC
    spongebob: what do you normally do when I'm gone?
    patrick: wait for you to get back.

  16. beautifulx34 beautifulx34
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    Right now, someone you haven't met is out there,
    WONDERING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE LIKE YOU. ♥

  17. loveyoualways143 loveyoualways143
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 3:07pm UTC
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  18. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 11:38pm UTC
    she wanted love,
    »»» he wanted fun.
    boys & mascara, «««
    they always run ♥

  19. shortstuffx4 shortstuffx4
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    Favorite If...
    you've ever laughed so hard nothing came out and you just clapped like a retarded seal.

  20. _unspokentragedy _unspokentragedy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 10:02am UTC
    BLOOD, BLOOD, GO AWAY.
    C o m e a g a i n a n o t h e r d a y .
    Today is hot, the beach sounds fun.
    But that won't work, my period has begun.
    Blood, blood, you ruined my day.
    DO ME A FAVOR, AND STAY AWAY.

:)

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