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XoLiveForTheMomentXo

1. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 8:14pm UTC
   ' T w a s t h e n i g h t b e f o r e s c h o o l s t a r t s , and a l l t h r o u g h t he town,
   the students were hoping the school would burn down.
   nmf
   
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2. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   WHAT I HEAR WHEN THE MACARENA IS PLAYING
   "asdfghfvgbhsd macarena"
   "yfsdlgkuhskghujsk buena"
   "dcfvgbfhnsakf macarena"
   "AAAAAAAYYY MACARENA!"
   
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3. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   May 31, 2011 9:37pm UTC
   He hasn't answered my text in a while..
   maybe he fell asleep
   maybe his phone died
   maybe he had to do homework
   maybe his parents needed help
   maybe he has a game
   maybe he got in troub-
   Oh,
   look whose online.
   
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4. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   April 21, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   SHARKBAIT
   .HOO HA HA.
   
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5. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   February 19, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   Best thing about having 11 fingers?
   seeing the reactions on peoples faces
   when i show them
   ♥
   
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6. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   January 17, 2011 9:27pm UTC
   Edward Cullen is proof that
   SHINY THINGS
   attract idiots
   Credit:Myeye6
   
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7. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   January 11, 2011 9:45pm UTC
   Look who
   had a big bowl of
   bitchflakes
   this morning
   
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8. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   December 19, 2010 6:30pm UTC
   They say;
   Birthmarks are where you were killed
   in your last life.
   i have a birthmark on my tongue.
   what the hell happened?
   
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9. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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   December 6, 2010 7:09pm UTC
   JUST THINK
   what guys would do if
   they were girls for a day
   
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10. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    December 4, 2010 7:27pm UTC
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11. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    November 26, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    I have CDO. Its like OCD except the letters
    ...are in alphabetical order...
    ...like they're supposed to be...
    
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12. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    November 9, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    I just saw a liscence plate that said:
    EGG-7655
    7655 translates to R.O.L.L.
    EGG-ROLL?
    WIN.
    
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13. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    November 6, 2010 2:40pm UTC
    AWWW!
    Somebody put chips
    in my bag of air!!
    
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14. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 26, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    WALDO'S PARENTS
    MUST BE WORRIED SICK
    
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15. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 21, 2010 9:49pm UTC
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16. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 21, 2010 9:41pm UTC
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    Today, i realized the next leap year is 2012.
    This means we get an extra day to live.
    MLIA
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17. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 19, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    Today, my grandma gave me her facebook password and told me that when she dies, she wants me to go on her facebook and scare my cousins by posting stuff on their walls and commenting on their pictures.
    MLIA
    
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18. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 18, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    Today i saw a bald man buying shampoo.
    MLIA
    
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19. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 17, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    Today i i got a new puppy.
    He's half Shitzu,
    half poodle.
    He's a Shitpoo.
    Best.Dog.Ever.
    
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20. XoLiveForTheMomentXo
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    October 16, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    i woke up this morning
    with my head
    through the arm of my snuggie.
    im still confused.
    
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