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  1. awkwardmustachhe awkwardmustachhe
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    one time i got off the computer and went outside.

  2. BlowingUpYourNotifications BlowingUpYourNotifications
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Fave, comment, or follow, and I will
    BLOW UP YOUR NOTIFICATIONS.(:

  3. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    How could you be alone
    with a smile like that? ♥

  4. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Today is the second day, of the second week,
    of the second month, of the second year,
    of the second decade, of the second milennium.
    Let's make it a beautiful day. ♥

  5. tylerr tylerr happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    it's sad when the people
    who gave you the best memories, become a memory.

  6. schwindyisamazing21 schwindyisamazing21
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    I'm not afraid.
    -Eminem

  7. schwindyisamazing21 schwindyisamazing21
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    If i die young burry me in Satin. Lay me down on a bed of
    roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with
    the words of a love song. <3


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

  10. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    When Your Friend
    threatens to shoot you with a rubber band,
    Your whole life
    flashes before your eyes.
    Y o u k n o w i t ' s t r u e . ♥
    credit to whoever

  11. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I'm happy, but sad.
    I want to die, but I don't.
    I love you , but I hate you.
    I'm tired, burt I'm not.
    I'm fine, but not really.
    I can't talk to you, but I can't not talk to you.

  12. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    You aren't fully dressed until you put on a Smile.
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  13. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I mean, i like you.
    But it's whatever. it's not like you're going to like me back.
    fgfdg

  14. lynnie42 lynnie42
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Oh well maybe u should move on, cuz it will never happen again.
    Okay..why?
    Because I don't ever want to date you again.
    Okay.
    So yeah were done dating and yeah were done talking here so bye.
    Bye..
    My Ex-Byfriend is the gray.
    I am in the green.
    Fav if you think this is terible.

  15. LaLaLoveYou14 LaLaLoveYou14
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Boyfriend Problems? ... Music
    Friend Problems? ... Music
    Family Problems? ... Music
    Going For A Run? ... Music
    Going To The Beach? ... Music
    Getting Ready For School? ... Music
    Doing Homework? ... Music
    Taking A Shower/Bath? ... Music
    Just Me?

  16. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I love it when someones
    laugh is funnier than the
    joke.

  17. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    ♥-----------♥
    "You actually have friends...?"
    "Yeah, all ten seasons on DVD"

    nmf
    ♥-----------♥

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    When someone is taking a picture and you can't
    decide on how to smile.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365/nmq:)

  19. TristanIsAGuysNameToo TristanIsAGuysNameToo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Oh, I'm Sorry!
    did the middle of my sentence
    interupt the begining of yours?
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    saying to your frien d
    "there's your best friend"
    when you see someone they hate
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365/nmq:)

:)

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