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  1. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Sometimes i think i love you...
    Sometimes i think i don't...
    But then i realise that every time i tell myself i "don't", i'm simply trying to convince myself to not love you.
    Even though it's impossible.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Sometimes being strong
    Isn't about showing strength in front of people, but more of winning battles no one else knows anything about.

  3. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Running from my past,
    I'm praying 'feet don't
    fail me now.'

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
    High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is much more complicated than that.
    College: Everything you ever learned is wrong.
    History Channel: Aliens.

  5. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:25am UTC
    There are many
    things that I would like to say to you,
    but I don't know how
    & all the roads we have to walk
    are winding
    & all the lights that lead us there
    are blinding.

  6. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Feeling like a beast
    when you rap an Eminem
    song perfectly. ♥

  7. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:35am UTC
    Yes you can hold my
    hand if you want to,
    cause I wanna hold yours too.

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:47am UTC
    So last night I was going to my school with my friend to see a musical. When my mom was pulling up, then I saw the girl I like waiting for her parents to pick her up from softball. I was looking at her waiting to see me so that I could wave, but she didn't look over, so I looked away.
    Later that night, I was texting her and she said "I was waving at you but you didn't wave back :'("
    I.felt.like.such.a.jerk.
    It's like I looked away the instant that she waved at me!
    Why??


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Random Fav Account* Random Fav Account*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your username has a typo in it... #fkeduplifeproblems

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    So I was at my dad's house today.
    I rarely go to my dad's house and he just moved here so I'm not familiar with it.
    So he said "Charlie, go bring this box into the basket of bottles in the garage.
    I asked him "Where in the garage is the basket?"
    And he just flipped out on me like "CHARLIE YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET ALONG IN THE REAL WORLD WHEN YOU GROW UP??? YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW WHERE THE BASKET IS!"
    I probably looked him dead in the eye for 30 seconds until I said "Dad.....I'm 17."

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    My Idol: So go out into the world and spend every day of your life doing what you love!
    Me: YES. I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO! I LOVE YOU!
    My mom: Charlie, can you go outside to the mailbox and see if our mail came yet?
    Me: Ughhhhh but it's all the way outsideeeeeee.

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    So my friend has had the same phone for four years now.
    He wants a new phone but his parents won't let him get one until his current one breaks.
    So during english yesterday he literally took his phone and snapped it in half.
    Today he came to school with the iPhone 5.

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today, It's obviously fake, Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
    They never said he was an egg.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
    Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
    Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
    Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:11am UTC
    If i was a celebrity
    i would go knocking on doors and be like hello,yes it's me

  19. bubule12 bubule12
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I have this weird thing
    Where I have low self-esteem
    But still think I’m better than
    everyone else.

  20. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Normal person when the sun is shining: Ooh I'm going to go for a walk & I'm going to socialize with friends.
    Me when the sun is shining: Jeez close the curtains I can't see the laptop screen -.-

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