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thatsacex3
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October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 8:23pm UTC

may your problems
LAST ONLY AS LONG AS A KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Dear katy perry,
Im so glad somebody finally understands how i feel!
Sincerly plastic bag

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FunkyLilBugger
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 5:51pm UTC

When You have
your period
and you're too afraid to cough, sneeze, laugh or fart
&so you just kind of sit there like an awkwardly bleeding turtle.
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 11:07pm UTC

things are going very badly when:
you're in the white van and you realised there is no candy.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 2:34am UTC

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 4:27pm UTC

WHEN A PACKAGE
says "easy open"
I usually end up using
scissors,knife,hammer,gun
& A LIGHTSABER

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 3:57pm UTC

You know when you walk
Into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing SIMS.
He just cancelled your action.

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deefw427
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC

sleep is my drug,
my bed is my dealer,
and my alarm clock is the police
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Dad to his son
"Next time the bully ask for your money,
Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

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themkstunna
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:59am UTC

‎*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.

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hannaheatsyou
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 3:57pm UTC

Man, You didn't
get hit with the ugly stick, you got hit
with the whole damn tree.

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alissaxoxo99
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 2:45pm UTC

Pretending to
"Never get the text" ,
From an
Annoying person.

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SLERP
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 8:07pm UTC

Dear iPhone,
Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
You piece of shut.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:09am UTC

"Did you get a hair cut?"
No, I got all of my hairs cut,
Not just one.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:46am UTC

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:48pm UTC

A couple days ago,
I was going to my english class when I realized somebody had wrote "dumble"
on the door. I was in a good mood for the rest of the day.

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winkedyesterday5
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 8:49am UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Today I found out that "Made in China" stickers, are made in Korea.
MIND=BLOWN
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 1:39pm UTC

SO TODAY
I played hide and seek with my little sister
It took her 2 hours to find me
I've still got it

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