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December 13, 2013 7:16pm UTC

really?
EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
i find that hard to believe.
stop feeding me these lies

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CharliesTheName
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December 16, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Today I was at the dentist. An old couple comes in and sits down to wait. The wife gets called in and as she gets up and walks away, her husband is staring right at her a ss. Old love. So prescious.

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Gpc11
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December 13, 2013 10:08pm UTC

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

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GoneCra2y
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October 7, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you fell on your face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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audreeyheeree
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September 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Taylor Swift: I've had a guy be like, "You're not going to write about this, are
you?" and Im like,
"... Yeah, I am."

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BravoSierra
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September 21, 2012 2:37pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I make weird faces in pictures
Because I'd rather look ugly on purpopse than ugly on accident.

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MissAnna
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September 4, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Life wastes itself
|||||||||||||||||| WHILE WE ARE PREPARING TO LIVE.

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gogoyoable
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September 4, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Hannah Montana
Jackson: ♪ You want some toast, I bet you do. ♪
Their dad: ♪ Please add some jam and butter too! ♪
Jackson: ♪ We're out of grape, so sad, it's all your fault you bad dad! ♪
Their dad: Ya know what son?
Jackson: Yeah dad?
Their dad: ♪ Ya got nerve! ♪

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yourcool
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September 4, 2012 12:18am UTC

why should I attend someone's funeral,
if they're not going to attend mine?

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pinkhairdontcare
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September 4, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Apparently, Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon and then when people didn't laugh, he would say, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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yourcool
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September 3, 2012 11:58pm UTC

my friend Carlos lost his car yesterday.
now we just call him Los.

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MissyLizzie
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September 4, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Things to do in an exam #5
Answer every question with:
I cannot answer this question as it is against my religious beliefs.
I accept no responsibilty if you do this and fail your exam and get kicked out of your school or something. However if you do this, you my friend, are awesome.

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yourcool
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September 3, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Discovery Channel
should be on a different channel everyday.

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