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XxbubblygirlxX
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 5:23pm UTC

daughter-mommy,
mommy! i got 5$!
Mom-Well how did you
get that?
Daughter: Tommy said if i
show him
how i do my cartwheels
while he sits up in his tree
house he will give me 5$!
Mom-honey thats only
because he can look at
your underwear! Dont
take
anymore money from
him!
*Next Day!*
Daughter- Mommy,
mommy, i got 10$ from
tommy
*mom looks disapionted*
Daughter:But mommy, its
okay! i tricked tommy :) i
did
not wear my underwear
this time :)
*fav if you get it*

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ivonamariex33
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 3:18pm UTC

i wish
mosquitoes
sucked fat instead of blood

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BlueSkyBunny
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 7:00pm UTC

THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER HAVE HICCUPS MUST HAVE BEEN SCARED SHITLESS♥♥

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chels_xo
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 1:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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smileyz316
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 11:25am UTC

There should be a rule
That you can't get your period over the summer.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 11:06pm UTC

that person who has the guts
to say what everyone else is thinking.
♥
-not my format-

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:57pm UTC

"Not Everything On The Internet Is True."
wait! so there's not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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rachellynn_7
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 3:58pm UTC

The little mermaid
only wears seashells
because she outgrew
her B-shells.

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xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
posted a quote
April 7, 2011 5:50pm UTC

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
You ain't nothing but a hoe.
You think you're cool, you think you're classy.
Reality Check : You're really trashy .

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softball42796
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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shutupitsjoy
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 11:28am UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook

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crosbalicious
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC

drake:
are you calling me a liar?
josh:
well, i ain't calling you a truther!
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
credit to :missJoxoxo

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ih3artmusic13
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 1:51pm UTC

Wow...
I knew that Eminem's real name was Marshall Mathers...
And I knew Eminem sounds like M & M...
but I just realized that M & M stands for Marshall Mathers....
...I now feel stupid...

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courtney_loves_to_sing
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when...
The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
Tiger Woods cheats on you,
You are personally victimized by Regina George,
You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Today is just one of those days.

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HotChelleRae_Luv
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC

i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
but the other person doesn't follow the script.

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC

DAYUM HES HOT.
dude.
we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
yeah.
we're getting married.

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saarahhhh
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC

The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
we would have flying cars and robots
... but no.
So far, all we've come up with is
backwards robes and
rubber bands shaped like animals.
not mine

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