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happiest*
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April 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I saw a baby today with a shirt that said:
I'm what happened in Vegas

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
No matter how gangsta you are,
if a child hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:56pm UTC

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That awkward moment
when your boobs bounce when you run. and you're a boy.

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:45pm UTC

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The way I eat,
I should be at least 800 pounds.

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kristabff
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April 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: ~tapes a cheetah to the back of the school clocks~

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Princess B-tch*
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April 12, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Does anyone else remember
the dancing old guy from the six flags commercial?
♥♥♥

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
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April 15, 2013 7:44am UTC

Mom: want apples?
me: yes....actually no.
mom: how bout bacon?
me: yeah that's cool.....ummm...no.
mom: what do you want then?
me: fish fingers and custard..yeah...that's awesome.
mom: ???
p.s only Doctor Who fans ( whovian) can understand this..so don't break your heads trying to figure it out if your not a whovian.

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keshamonster3
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:48am UTC

You are a cinema,
I could watch you forever.

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JesusSaves
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:54am UTC

TODAY,
Don't think of saying any UNKIND WORD,
-think of the people who can't speak.
Don't complain about the FOOD you eat.
-some have nothing.
Don't complain about LIFE.
-many die young.
When your TIRED OF YOUR JOB.
-think of the jobless,
-the disabled and those who wish they had yours.
When SAD THOUGHS seem put you down.
-paint a SMILE on your face and THANK GOD your alive and STILL AROUND!
LIFE IS A PRECIOUS GIFT.
LIVE IT WELL.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision!

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

"how much is an eminem?"
"50 cents."
"WHAT!? Thats ludicris! I want
my Nickleback.Blackeyedpeas
are so much cheaper.I can get
them at my grannys house,
she lives 3 doors down.
c'mon, lets take the
backstreet,boys."

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Keyboardfreak898
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April 14, 2013 11:17am UTC

I have three moods:
1. Skip every song on my iPod.
2. Let the music play without interruption.
3. Play the same song on repeat for days.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Everytime you speak, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 1:00pm UTC

youknow
whats funny?
A guy [steve] started witty, and all
us girls on here do, is complain about guys.
oh irony <3

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC

To her classmates;
She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
To her friends;
She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
To her best friend;
She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
To her boyfriend;
She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
And to herself;
She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

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ChocoTaco
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April 9, 2013 7:47pm UTC

You wanna know what normal is?
A setting on a washing machine
No one wants to be that.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Is it possible to be dead while you're still physically living?
Because that's how I have been feeling lately

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ChocoTaco
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April 11, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like the "Terms and Conditions"
Everybody makes jokes about you, but no one takes the time to actually understand you.

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