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  1. annabananaaa11 annabananaaa11
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    -When someone's at the door-
    Reality: 99% Someone you know
    1% Serial Killer
    My mind: 99% Serial Killer
    1% Someone I know

  2. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    I close my eyes
    and i can see a better day . I close my eyes and pray . .


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  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    always having to pee,
    during the best part of the movie...

  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:25pm UTC
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  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    What girls hate;
    getting their periods before something important♥

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    We waste our words
    we waste our moments
    and we don't take the time to
    say the things that are in our hearts
    when we have the chance

  8. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    & we all have that one friend
    That makes everything so damn
    sexual.

  9. rachelxx17 rachelxx17
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    If you can
    read this, thank a teacher.
    If you can
    read this in English, thank a Veteran.
    nmq


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  11. marrymejustin marrymejustin
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    today, the kid i babysit came up to me. he's five.
    him: today is 11/11/11.
    me: did you make a wish?
    him: yes.
    me: what did you wish for?
    him: i wished for you to be my girlfriend.
    I n o w h a v e a b o y f r i e n d.
    be jealous.

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Sunglasses: Allowing you to
    stare at people without getting caught.
    It's like Facebook in real life.
    PaperLungs format


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  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    everybody wants the truth, but nobody wants
    t o b e ho nest.

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Why is it
    that the car ride home always
    feels s h o r t e r ,
    than the car ride going there?

  16. mjb1211 mjb1211
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    I'm shy but loud.
    I'm annoying but fun.
    I'm weird but normal.
    I'm stupid at times but smart.
    I'm crazy but calm.
    I'm energetic but lazy.
    If you don't like it then you don't deserve me!

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:13pm UTC
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  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Teacher:
    You had ONE WHOLE WEEK!
    Student:
    Yeah but, I have a life and like, 6 other classes...

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:53pm UTC
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  20. beanx124578 beanx124578
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    I don't make typos;
    I make new words.

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