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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    That like a boss moment
    when you get the answer right and the smart kid doesn't..

  2. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    format by; idance.
    Everytime you look at me,
    I look away.
    Everytime you look away,
    I look at you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Things will get easier,
    peoples minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
    -Ellen.♥

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    My problem is that I can't
    stay mad. I always end of forgiving people even if they don't
    deserve it.

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    It's just as hard to be Ken as it is to be Barbie.
    -my brother.♥

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥


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  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    I just saw a commercial
    for the Kardashian clothing
    line at sears. I wonder how
    long the return policy is.
    72 days?
    format; ohhshanappp

  10. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    when you spell a word correctly
    but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

  12. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    HAVING A DREAM SOREALISTIC THAT YOU HAVETO THINKABOUT IF IT REALLY HAPPENED OR NOT.♥

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    your paired up with the kid that doesn't do any Work.

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    That sexy way your hair looks
    when you get up in the morning...

  15. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Girl Problems #16
    When you can see your underwear lines through your yoga pants

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    I don't know if I'm getting better or just used to the pain.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    What girls like;
    when a guy puts their arm around you at movies♥

  18. neonpandaninja neonpandaninja
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    When you're playing call of duty or black ops
    Those characters that die get extra lives. Once little click on the reset button and that character comes to life again.
    Those soldiers that are fighting for our country? There are no extra lives or reset button for them.
    Fave this one for those brave soldiers♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
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  20. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Dear butt,
    You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my unlock code, call pizza hut and put it on loud speaker in the middle of class...
    Sincerely, I'm impressed.
    [♥]

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