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  1. gabbithaaa422 gabbithaaa422
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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  2. imperfectxox imperfectxox
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    I heard your a player...
    So let’s play a game. Let’s sweet talk. Let’s play fight. Let’s talk 24/7.
    Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day.
    Let’s take walks together. Let’s give each other nicknames.
    Let’s hang out with each others’ friends. Let’s go on dates.
    Let’s talk on the phone all night long. Let’s hold each other. Let’s kiss and hug.
    And whoever falls in love first? Loses..♥

  3. iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    Fave if you like
    brown or blue
    eyes.
    Comment if you like
    green or grey
    eyes.
    Fave & comment if you like
    hazel
    eyes.

  4. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    2,800
    ---->teenage girls get pregnant
    each day.
    favorite this..
    if you like pancakes.

  5. giuliiaa_xo giuliiaa_xo
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 11:09am UTC
    Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.

  6. HannahBear HannahBear
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    FACT!
    You can't say the letter 'N' with our your tongue touching the roof of your mouth
    fav. if you just tried saying it over and over again, and sounded stupid ;)

  7. xthatsnotmynamex xthatsnotmynamex
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:56am UTC
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  8. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 9:18am UTC
    "Daddy, what's that machine doing to those moths?"
    "It's getting rid of them, honey."
    "Where's it taking them?"
    "Hell."
    "Don't say that, Higgins.."
    "Oh, I'm sorry. Not Hell. Mexico."
    - Grown Ups ♥

  9. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Me: "I used to be really good at pushups."
    Grandma: "Yes, but now you have a lot more to push up.."
    Me: "Yeah.."
    Grandma: "They have bras for that, you know?"
    ...
    Okay Grandma.

  10. xoxosoftball422 xoxosoftball422
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Dear 7th Graders,
    When you get to 8th grade, you'll realize why we hate you.
    Sincerely,
    The Whole School.

  11. juliettehx3 juliettehx3
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    No darling, 56 guys didn't like your profile picture because you're "pretty" they liked it because your boobs are hanging out.

  12. emii emii
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 10:12am UTC
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  13. LifeisHard_72 LifeisHard_72
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 10:07am UTC
    he's the boy,♥
    with the prettiest colored eyes.
    the boy that can make me laugh with tears in her eyes.
    the boy that actually cares about her.
    the one that has the best sense of humor.
    the boy who isn't afraid to talk to her at school.
    the boy she's falling head over heals for ;*

  14. teehee44 teehee44
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    FAVE THIS AND I WILL FOLLOW YA'LL.

  15. adot4334 adot4334
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Sure,
    California Gurls have a song,
    but...
    I BET THEY DON'T HAVE A SNOWDAY TOMORROW!
    :)

  16. porters14 porters14
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Dory How about we play a game?
    Marlin All right.
    Dory Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
    Marlin It's me.
    Dory Right! I'm thinking of something orange and small...
    Marlin Me again.
    Dory All right, Mr. Smartypants...It's orange and small, and has stripes...
    Marlin Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
    Dory Okay, that's just scary.

  17. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    bet you didn't know,,
    that when you look someone in the eye,,
    and their pupils dilate,
    it means they like you.

  18. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    "Dude i lost my phone!"
    "Call it."
    "It's on silent."

  19. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 11:43am UTC
    YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND IS A SON OF A GUN.
    DID YOU FALL IN LOVE OR DID YOU JUST WANNA
    GET SOME?

  20. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    When I fart at school,
    i pretend that someone else farted, and say "ew who farted?"

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