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  1. thebong thebong
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    May 6, 2012 8:40am UTC
    I dont really know what writings coming to these days... it's as if people dont take the time to appreciate the descriptions and build on scenes and surroundings, but only really pay attention to the dialect to reveal the entire story... i happen to be one of those people who write copious amounts of descriptions to help give the reader a vivid picture... but maybe... perhaps that's why my stories arent as successful as others. I need to learn to evolve my writing style with the forever changing scociety. I love everyone's stories, just reading them helps me see hundreds of different writing styles but at the same time they make me jealous on how successful they are XP love you guys xxxx

  2. thebong thebong
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    May 3, 2012 7:39am UTC
    Ew years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped fr\om prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am\
    only doing this because i hate clowns >_<

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    May 2, 2012 4:20am UTC
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  4. thebong thebong
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    April 28, 2012 9:08am UTC
    COME ON GUYS SHOW YOU'RE SUPPORT
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5601844
    HE NEEDS EVERYONE TO JOIN IN TO HELP PLEASEEEEE !!!!

  5. thebong thebong
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    April 28, 2012 4:47am UTC
    Why cant guys be like those in anime e_e ??

  6. thebong thebong
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    April 23, 2012 9:12am UTC
    awkward moment when the sound of the town makes it seem as if there's an ambush of zombies heading your way >_< im so freaken scared D:

  7. thebong thebong
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    April 23, 2012 9:05am UTC
    awkward moment when the sound of the town makes it seem as if there's an ambush of zombies heading your way >_< im so freaken scared D:

  8. thebong thebong
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    April 20, 2012 2:20am UTC
    I feel like im going to faint or throw up, whichever comes first =_= my chest is burning and im shaking like a dog on the wendy's shake and dog add... great body... nice of you to treat me so nicely :)

  9. thebong thebong
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    April 17, 2012 5:01am UTC
    give me some drugs to take all this pain away...

  10. thebong thebong
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    April 17, 2012 3:50am UTC
    Reasons why i dont tell my parents when im sick? you probably wont read them all but eh worth the rant
    Me: mum my heads hurting to the point i feel faint.
    mum: just go to bed early and you'll be fine in the morning (yeah because we all know how wasy it is for me to go to sleep even when im sick =_= )
    dad: It's from being infront of the computer so much you're straining your eyes... And take some garlic tablets.
    me: nevermind i feel fine =_=
    me: Everytime i eat my stomach hurts and i have to hunch over
    mum: it's because you dont eat sweety (=_= i wonder why)
    dad: take some garlic, and eat more.
    me: =_= nevermind then i feel fine
    me: mum my chest hurts
    mum: you'll be fine
    dad: take some garlic
    the list continues and continues!!!!

  11. thebong thebong
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    April 15, 2012 2:57am UTC
    chillin with the bestest buddy moniistar <3 XP

  12. thebong thebong
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    April 14, 2012 9:24am UTC
    A Mother’s Wish by Megan Hatchman
    My child, as you rest now, still fresh, unscathed by the worlds malevolent nature; I can only hope that you shall remain unblemished and true to that of the soul which now courses through the grey mists of your eyes. As you grow weary, let you not look back on the past and be ashamed of who you were, but be proud of the person you see, and the influence you compelled upon others.

  13. thebong thebong
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    April 12, 2012 1:59am UTC
    goodbye <3
    Okay so for the two days I held the "if you want more of escape my clutches" i only recieved 1 fave out of the measly 10 i requested in order for me to continue. I guess i kind of thought i had at least some talent to have at least ten people follow something i've worked so hard on. But oh well. I guess if no-one's going to read what i put up, and the purpose for me putting them up is for people to read. Then i guess i should just delete my witty account. It was fun at the beginning, i heard from a lot of nice people and thank you to the people who actually took the time to read and fav <3

  14. thebong thebong
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    April 11, 2012 4:26am UTC
    URGENT (PLEASE READ WITTY PEOPLE) :)
    If you want another chapter of ESCAPE MY CLUTCHES then please fav this quote, im not doing it for the favs i just want to know if me putting in all this effort and cutting out study time is worth doing because people are actually reading it. <3 thank you guys, if i get at least 10 faves then i will continue working on it. Otherwise, there's going to be another story down the scrap heap.

  15. thebong thebong
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    April 4, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    READ MY STORY ESCAPE MY CLUTCHES!!!! :) <3 CHEERRSS

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    April 3, 2012 8:55pm UTC
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  17. thebong thebong
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    April 3, 2012 3:50am UTC
    I feel like i never sleep anymore...
    I've actually resorted in begging my mum for sleeping tablets and overdosing on painkillers just for something to knock me out but... no matter how hard i try the dream just keeps coming back and keeps waking me up to the same fate. I dont know whether to be worried or scared but it's gotten me that worked up im starting to see and hear things whilst also feeling as if im being followed. It's getting harder and harder for me to deal with and no-one understands me, not even my closest friends. They'll think im crazy if i ever told them v.v but then again... maybe i am :/

  18. thebong thebong
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    April 2, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    ‘There are several courses you’ll all be completing. The first is the 4k sprint around the entire campus.’ His hands gestured towards the outside oval. ‘Second is the rope climb, you’ll only start this task once you’ve finished the sprint.’ Reith glanced towards Yumi as her expression fell. It would take her forever to complete the first course and the embarrassment from that would be enough to have her hiding in the bathrooms for the entire lunch. He sighed and gripped her hand.
    ‘People understand what position you’re in here, they’re not going to judge you no matter how long you take. They’ll simply cheer you on.’
    Her gaze moved up. ‘You really think so?’
    ‘Come on,’ Reith laughed a little. ‘You’re losing all your confidence now? That doesn’t sound like you at all. The Yumi I know wouldn’t care what others think and would give it her best shot.’
    A grin sprawled across her face. ‘You’re right.’
    ‘After the rope climb there’s a station set up with yellow markers, where each and every one of you will perform the course of ten push ups followed by ten sit ups.’ Groans filled the room. ‘Now get to it!’
    Reith and Yumi both rose together and started a paced jog towards the outskirts of the campus perimeter. She was doing alright so far and they both managed to keep in line with everyone else around them.
    ‘This is completely pointless,’ a voice groaned from the side. Reith edged over a little to allow Carter to move past. He was known around campus for his athletic abilities so it was best to keep out of his way. Close behind him several other students ducked their heads and tried to pump forwards, keeping at least a small distance between themselves and Carter. They would surely tire out soon and fall behind.
    ‘I’m sorry Reith…’
    He blinked a little and glanced towards Yumi. ‘What for?’
    She breathed in heavily and slowed down, bending over to catch her breath. ‘I can do it. If I fail you’re going to fail to.’
    ‘Eh, come on don’t say that.’ Reith leant down on his knees before her. ‘Come on, I’ll carry you most of the way.’
    Her eyes widened. ‘What?’
    ‘You heard me, now get on. If we stay close enough to the back none of the more serious competitors will tell Mr Harnish on us.’
    Slowly she pulled herself up and wrapped her legs around his waist. ‘For your information this is completely awkward.’
    Reith laughed and stood up, moving into a faster sprint. It wasn’t in his nature to help others… but if it was Yumi… he didn’t mind.
    comment what you think lovelies xxxx :)

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    April 2, 2012 8:19am UTC
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    April 1, 2012 7:46am UTC
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