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  1. NeverStopBelieving NeverStopBelieving
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Keep your feet on
    The ground
    When your heads in
    The clouds
    Cookiedoughformats


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    On a math test: 2 x 2 = ?
    Me: *Uses calculator just in case*

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Christmas was better when I was young.
    So was the rest of my life..

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Marilyn Monroe
    One of the most beautiful women in the world
    Was a size 14.
    So to all you girls who think you're FAT because
    you aren't a size 0
    Remember that...
    YOU ARE THE BEAUTIFUL ONE.
    It's society that's UGLY

  6. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
    Me: NO!
    Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
    Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

  7. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I wanna be your
    last first kiss.

  8. allylovesyouso allylovesyouso
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Do You Believe In
    love at first sight?
    Or do I have to walk by again?

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I'm sorry for trying.

  10. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    nmq
    Fat person: I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
    Me: Bones don't jiggle.
    I didn't mean to offend anyone, I just thought this was really funny. It is a JOKE c:

  11. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Laughing so hard that no noise comes
    out, and you just sit there clapping like a
    retarded seal

  12. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're talking & you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    What's the point of cute boys,
    If I can't have one?

  14. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Step 1. Take out homework.
    Step 2. Reward self with two hours of internet for making it that far.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    wondering why Jenna Marbles doesn't have her own reality TV show yet.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY
    YOU STILL LIKE ME.
    There's tons of pretty girls out there.
    » I don't have many friends,
    My face isn't flawless, i'm not a size 0.
    I'm socially awkward, & my pictures,
    n e v e r turn out perfect
    like others, so why me?

  17. kittykatt kittykatt
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:40am UTC
    me: *logs off witty on computer*
    me: *Checks witty on phone*

  18. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:36am UTC
    Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.

  19. vitany12 vitany12
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:17am UTC
    Spongebob is
    taking a shower
    in the
    water.Logic? :D

  20. CheerBows_and_Spandex CheerBows_and_Spandex
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:44am UTC
    I dont think im a real person
    ...
    i think im a fish

    ~honey booboo~

:)

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