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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:33pm UTC

What if you
were to wake up one day,
and realize that your whole life
had been a dream?
Would you be angry…
or thankful?

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

If you ever need a friend remember I will always be here for you
Especially when you're
(ಥ ̯ ಥ) Upset
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ (︶︹︺) Making me a third wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•) Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡) Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Why do sit ups
when you can just sit down?

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Tay*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Yesterday we were just children
Playing soldiers, just pretending.
Dreaming dreams with happy endings.
In backyards, winning battles
With the wooden swords.
But now we've stepped into a cruel world.
.

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loserbitch*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Why are bras
So damn expensive?
Like, I didn't choose the boob life,
The boob life chose me.
Nmf/Nmq.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Me as a lawyer
Me: *prosecuting lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant, guiltypersonsayswhat?
Defendant: What?
Me: Owned. You're going to jail.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is much more complicated than that.
College: Everything you ever learned is wrong.
History Channel: Aliens.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I just realized why they call it
"The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
Clever...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
I already know what episode it is.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:10pm UTC

only 3 types of people tell the turth:
1. kids
2. drunk people
3. anyone who is p.issed the f.ck off

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:27pm UTC

three types of single girls:
the realistic ones: i'll probably never get a boyfriend because i'm ugly and unsocial
the confident ones: i'll get a boyfriend one day! i just need to wait for the right guy to come along
me: i'm pretty much the hottest person on this planet, guys don't fate me because they'll be burned by my awesomeness and hotness

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC

life hack: if your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. at night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC

duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

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