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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 4:45pm UTC

Favorite this
if you've tried counting sheep at least once,
and then you figured out it doesn't freaking work.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 4:18pm UTC

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw,
"I just wanted to be sure of you.”
—Winnie the Pooh

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 3:59pm UTC

Watching your favorite movie with people who
haven't seen it before is kind of stressful.
You basically spend 90+ minutes
nervously glancing at the other people
to make sure they're enjoying it, am I right?
www.amirite.com

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 3:32pm UTC

PLEASE READ!!!
I was born with a terrible disease.
It is called "Unicornitis."
Basically, I was born with a unicorn attached to my hind end.
I have to get surgery to have the unicorn removed, but the doctors say I'm not allowed to have the surgery unless I have 10,000 favorites on Witty Profiles.
Please help me, girls. The unicorn attached to my bottom affects me in my everyday life (I can't sit down easily, and it's always complaining that I don't feed it enough peanut butter sandwiches.)
Help a fellow Witty Girl out and
favorite this till we get to 10,000!
it's getting RIDICULOUS, guys.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 11:10pm UTC

i'll draw graffiti on the wall...
him + me = ♥
...it'll be our own private love story
"brick" credit to peaceinpieces. everything else is mine.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 2, 2010 12:45am UTC

A boy liked a girl.
He followed her everywhere she went. One day, the girl noticed.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you.
The boy turned around, but there was no one behind him.
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s nobody there.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn’t have even bothered to look back.
not mine.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
August 2, 2010 12:30am UTC

SOMEDAY,
I SWEAR
I'LL DANCE
IN THE RAIN
WITH YOU
♥

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 23, 2010 10:07pm UTC

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I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY
i'm in love with you
THEY TRY TO PULL ME AWAY
♥
but they don't know the truth
my heart's crippled by the vein that i keep on closing...

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 1:49am UTC

❁
ⓗⓔ ⓛⓞⓥⓔⓢ ⓜⓔ
omg this flower rocks!
❁
ⓗⓔ ⓛⓞⓥⓔⓢ ⓜⓔ ⓝⓞⓣ
...well what does a dumb flower know anyway?
❁
notmywords. click the <3

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 12:49am UTC

the best thing
ABOUT ME
is you.
♥
format loosely based on phenomenal's, but almost completely changed.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 6:58pm UTC

click to see this quote

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 4:49am UTC

"did you get home okay?"
no. actually i was murdered.
notmyformat. facebook :)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 9:44pm UTC

the other day i read somewhere that
"there's nothing worse than when the person you love hates you."
i disagree.
when they hate you, at least they think about you sometimes. at least they know you. at least you take up some portion of their heart.
i think that there's nothing worse than when the person you love
doesn't even know you exist.
notmyfade.mywords.nojocking.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 4:50pm UTC

S0 WHO DO YOU LIKE?
YOU!
Oh, no one.
reposting cuz witty messed up the old one.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
April 4, 2010 11:16pm UTC

★ ☮ ♪ ✿ ❤ ツ
don't worry. be happy.
highligt. no jocking. favorite???

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
April 3, 2010 8:33pm UTC

&HEY S
•O•U•L S•I•S•T•E•R,
ain't that mister mister on the radio
..........➲ STEREO.
the way you move ain't fair ya know...
not mine. "soul sister" by train. fave if ya want, i can't make ya.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
March 31, 2010 11:37pm UTC

he hugged me today and i got to smell his jacket.
BEST. SMELL. EVERRR.
no jocking. click the heart if you love that boy smell :)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
March 31, 2010 9:32pm UTC

you can complain because
roses HAVE THORNS
or you can rejoice because
THORNS HAVE roses
your choice. what's it gonna be?
not mine. click the heart.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
March 28, 2010 11:44pm UTC

started with a perfect kiss, then
/////WE COULD FEEL THE POISON SET IN...
no jocking. favorite if ya want, but i can't make ya.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
March 28, 2010 11:20pm UTC

this is the story of a girl
who worked so hard at becoming flawless
she was always n i c e, always looked pretty, always wore matching clothes
she thought that if she erased all her imperfections, people would respect her. that boy would like her.
so she finally axcxhxixexvxexd her goal
and then people looked at her and said,
"she's too perfect."
what do you think the moral is?
no jocking. click the <3

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