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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 6:04pm UTC

am i the only one who thinks "oral exam"
- - - - - - - - - - >> sounds like you're getting tested on your BJ skills... ?

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texaskangaroo
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October 12, 2010 5:50pm UTC

him: so can we pretty much assume that we like each other?
me: is this you asking me out?
him: is this you saying yes?
me: what do you think?
him: look, if you don't like me, just say so.
me: i think we can pretty much assume that i like you too.
the rest is history <3

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 11:18pm UTC

i thought for a long time over what to say in this quote.
i wanted to sum up my feelings in such a way that a lot of other girls could relate.
i wanted to get lots of hearts, because i wanted to know that i wasn't alone.
well, i couldn't figure out anything fancy to say, everybody. i couldn't bring myself to make this quote pretty, with colors and fades and borders.
i couldn't think of anything other than:
i don't know how to be okay anymore.
my eyes are dry as i type this. am i alone?

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 11:00pm UTC

mom: "no, you can't watch that. too much cursing."
me: "...you do realize i go to SCHOOL every day, right?"
seriously, what do they think goes ON at school?

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 9:40pm UTC

&&she's the girl with her middle finger in the air;;
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->> 'cause for the first time, she doesn't care.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Thanks
for tagging me
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >>in a facebook photo
that i immediately untagged
because i didn't look amazing☻
not my format.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 7:02pm UTC

Student: "Ughhh, I'm so t i r e d."
Teacher: "Maybe you shouldn't stay up so late then."
Student: "I'm not tired because of that...
I'M TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT."
this is the kind of thing i would say... anyone else that cool? XD

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 6:36pm UTC

There's a difference between someone being perfect for you,
and two people being perfect for each other.
I think we're the second one.
And I'm trying my hardest to prove that to you.
❤♡♥
--six billion secrets

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 5:48pm UTC

RxExAxLxLxY WxIxTxTxYx?
i spent TWO HOURS on that quote and i only get 4 faves?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - >> i see how it is.
bet you a million dollars it'll happen with this one...

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 5:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 1:11pm UTC

Congratulations, you've lived through:
01/01/01
02/02/02
03/03/03
04/04/04
05/05/05
06/06/06
07/07/07
08/08/08
09/09/09
and now
10/10/10.
Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself ; )

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 6:11pm UTC

Anyone else
absolutely love
when guys have
strong-looking forearms?
not my format.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 5:42pm UTC

he broke my heart
because i wasn't good enough for him.
ten years later i looked at him and said
yes, i'd like fries with that.
remake of an old quote of mine.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 12:41am UTC

I hate when I'm listening to the radio
and my commercials are interrupted
by three minutes of song.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 8, 2010 9:32pm UTC

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
and as he walked away, never looking back, all i could do was stand frozen with dry eyes, thinking:
it's over.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 8, 2010 9:00pm UTC

This is long, but please read.
So you got dumped.
Sweetie: let go.
Understand that there is NO benefit to holding on to heartache, regret, or hatred towards another person no matter WHAT they did to you. I know you probably hate them right now, but there's no benefit.
Realize that though it is over, your relationship with them WAS unique, and WAS special in so many ways, and you can cherish that, and you can appreciate that.
And one of the coolest things is, you can congratulate yourself, because you TOOK THE CHANCE. You fell in love. Millions of people won't even let themselves fall in love, but you did.
You were brave enough to take that risk, and although love didn't work out this time, there WILL BE a next time.
And most importantly, if you're in a revenge-seeking mood: the best revenge is to live well and be caught doing that daily.
Life moves on.
--Tyler Oakley (look him up on YouTube, he's absolutely amazing)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 8, 2010 8:04pm UTC

"We're watching a video today!"
"YESSSSSSSSS!"
"Here's your question sheet!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
facebook :)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 11:08pm UTC

There are three types of crying.
1. The type where you cry as loudly as possible because you want someone to comfort you.
2. The type where you cry as quietly as possible because you don't want anyone to see.
3. The type where you're so broken inside that you don't even realize you're crying until there's a hundredth layer of tears streaming down your face.
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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 8:50pm UTC

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i'm crazy about you.

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