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  1. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:03pm UTC
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  2. stephierose86 stephierose86
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Congradulations
    You broke me.
    NMF

  3. lovebreaks lovebreaks
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    those nights where you just break down and cry and think, "i cant do this anymore" </3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Burningthroughtime Burningthroughtime
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    IF YOU SAY JESUS BACKWARDS
    IT SOUNDS LIKE SAUSAGE
    That is all.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  6. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    I'm hungry,
    But I'm lazy;
    so Ill sit here and make dinosaur noises until someone notices and gets me food ♥

  7. soccermaniac1102 soccermaniac1102
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Today, I found out there is now a new "tween" Dora.
    I'm wondering what she is going to be exploring now...
    M L I A ♥

  8. tirzahreid tirzahreid
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    If people winked in real life,
    as much as they do in texts..
    this world would be a pretty creepy place.
    ;)

  9. osnapitzkenz osnapitzkenz
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    I'm going to open a store
    next to forever 21
    and call it
    finally 22

  10. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:52pm UTC
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  11. livinthelife_ livinthelife_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
    1% comfort
    1% warmth
    98% increased ability to slide across floor like a
    fricken ninja on an invisible surf board

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    How come parents
    Are always nicer to other kids
    Then to their own?

  13. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Yelling ''STAY!''
    at a non-living object that keeps falling over
    as if it's going to listen to you.

  14. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
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  15. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  16. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  17. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  18. ZoeLovesYa ZoeLovesYa
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Im Not Random
    You Just Can't Think As Quick As Me♥

  19. MargoKatMaxwell45 MargoKatMaxwell45
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    i'm the
    type
    of
    GiRL...
    who will burst out laughing in
    dead silence at something that
    happened yesterday...
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  20. pelleritobby pelleritobby
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Why Did The Squirrel Fall Outta The Tree,? Because It Was Dead...
    Why Did The Bird Fall Outta The Tree?
    Because It Was Stapled To The Squirrel.(:.

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