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Hale_Storm18
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May 16, 2014 3:45pm UTC

if you ever think that you're bad at oral presentations you should know that today i was giving a presentation in my english class and while reading the very first sentence i accidentally said "shít" and as soon as the word left my mouth i gasped really loudly and collapsed onto the floor in failure

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SuperNovaChic
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May 19, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Do you really need water to feel like you are drowning?

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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SuperNovaChic
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May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC

Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

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*crybaby*
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May 11, 2014 1:37am UTC

things not to show in school
-weakness
-emotion
-a pack of gum

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the1975*
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May 11, 2014 12:11am UTC

"Dear future daughter:
1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't
regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
the most captivating of stories to tell.
2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
out.
3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
that it is only temporary.
5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If
its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your
hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed.
So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
you differently."

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*blushes*
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May 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC

"I'm used to it."
— The saddest thing you can hear someone say

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OhStephh_*
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June 6, 2014 11:49am UTC

playing Hungry5sos is so addictive

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Crazy girl*
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June 6, 2014 3:48pm UTC

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, just hunting elephants."

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AtmosFEAR
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June 6, 2014 7:56pm UTC

It's a metaphor, you see; You put the textbook in front of you, but you don't give it the power to actually teach you anything.

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MadiCakes
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June 6, 2014 6:46pm UTC

OMG "THE FAULT IN OUR STARS" THE MOVIE> I CAN'T EVEN OMG I JUST AAAHHH IT WAS SO SUPER DUPER GREAT I JUST COULD WATCH IT OVER AND OVER I CRIED LIKE THE WHOLE TIME I JUST ASDFGHJKL;'

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