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Puppyluver
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October 7, 2011 9:44am UTC

I wasn't that drunk,
Dude you took a stuffed elmo, ripped off its head and screamed I KILLED ELMO!

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trustnomanxo
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October 7, 2011 9:48am UTC

I'm sexy I know it. LOL JK. It's more like you ugly and you show it.

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inamyr
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October 7, 2011 10:45am UTC

faked nails, faked hairs, faked tan, faked eyelashes...
Bxtch tell me, are you sure you aren't made in china?

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inamyr
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October 7, 2011 10:46am UTC

A: You're ugly.
B: Heee, We're twins.

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kymberleeJade
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October 7, 2011 10:54am UTC

If you die in an elevator,
Make sure you press the UP button.
:)

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LiamandSimmy
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October 7, 2011 11:16am UTC

My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said
"Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss.

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soccerbabexo
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October 7, 2011 11:58am UTC

When your at the beach and you see a hot guy with the perfect face and body..
And your like
"DAMN!"

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justtheregirl
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October 7, 2011 12:28pm UTC

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erikad9118
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October 7, 2011 12:32pm UTC

that awkward moment when
your psychology teacher is reading a story and he says the mans name is Heinz
and all you can think is Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!!

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cutecotton
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October 7, 2011 12:56pm UTC

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Abbixox6
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October 7, 2011 12:59pm UTC

Theres always that one teacher that needs to retire...
Oh, Ms. Kintzing(;

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CookieFaceMonster
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October 7, 2011 1:31pm UTC

All My Life;
I was taught not to write on the walls but now Facebook wants me to write on all the walls!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lauren20
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October 7, 2011 2:01pm UTC

I wanna go on a scary haunted hayride with my boyfriend ♥oh wait let me get one first...

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idance
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October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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levenkar2126
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October 7, 2011 3:06pm UTC

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xxoliviaxx226
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October 7, 2011 3:23pm UTC

.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
He's for me
and not for you
so if by chance
you take my place
I'll take my fist
And Smash Your Face

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briiitttttttany
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October 7, 2011 3:24pm UTC

The awkward moment
when it's all silent and someone says awkward.

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pallyally
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October 7, 2011 3:32pm UTC

PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE TOASTER AND WONDERING WHY IT IS NOT GOING DOWN AND THEN YOU REALIZE IT WAS NOT PLUGGED IN <3

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jmslivelaughlove
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October 7, 2011 3:33pm UTC

You Son of a biscuit eating bulldog
what the french toast??
you didnt think i'd find out about ur little cootie queen??!!
who are u calling a cootie queen u lint licker!!!!
oh the good old orbit commercials
oh the good old orbit gum commercial :) oh hoh

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