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  1. StefanieMariee StefanieMariee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    The past is a ghost the future is a dream & all we ever had was now <3

  2. StefanieMariee StefanieMariee
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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  3. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    A d u l t s R u l e s O f A C l e a n
    R o o m :
    -Windows wiped down
    -Floors swept/vaccumed
    -Everything placed neatly away
    -Under bed & in closet are spotless
    -Bed made
    -Desk clear
    Room=Clean
    Teen Rules Of A Clean Room :
    -Move things around
    -If You Can't See It When You
    First Walk Into The Room, It's
    Not Officially There.
    -As long as the trash/other objects
    covering your carpet are less
    than a foot deep, your good.
    -Bed & Desk & closet = trashcan.
    -Whatever we don't have room
    for, We put in our sibilings room.
    Room = Ehhh...Good Enough.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 11:17pm UTC
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  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
    YOU TO PUT ON MAKE UP, CONSIDERING
    YOU HAVE 2 FACES

  6. ohyolks16 ohyolks16
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
    ...
    when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

  7. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Yes, I am STUPID;
    Smart
    Talented
    Unique
    Petite
    Imperfect
    Different
    fave if you're one of those too
    format credit: jade672

  8. ReaganNicole420 ReaganNicole420
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Oh, hello period
    and hello cravings for everything i don't own .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. AprilLove24 AprilLove24
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    My mom compares me to my friends,
    because she has no idea how they
    r e a l l y a r e.

  12. xxsammy02xx xxsammy02xx
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Who else...
    Is scared that they will be a 40 year old virgin living in a house full of cats?

  13. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your cell phone goes off full volume at a funeral.
    Even more awkward, your ringtone is "I Will Survive"
    Credit to: xoxobieberloverxoxo15
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    7 Biggest Lies.
    1.) I'm fine
    2.) That was my last piece of gm
    3.) I'll call you back
    4.) I'm on my way
    5.) I never got that text
    6.) I have read and agreed to terms & conditions.
    7.) If you fave this I will write something on your profile.

  15. blobbyblobster blobbyblobster
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 3:06am UTC
    That Awkward
    Momement When...
    A GPS tells a gay man
    To go straight
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. blobbyblobster blobbyblobster
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:06am UTC
    I flip the pillowcase just to get the cold side,
    When its dark downstairs, I run up the stairs like someone is going to kill me .
    I've had the mini spazz attack in bed when im dreaming im falling.
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when i try to explain why i am laughing
    I count on my fingers in maths
    I will slightly go out my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    I check my phone when i know nobody texted me
    I always hear my name, when its not being called
    I hate hearing my voice in recordings
    I pretend that im writing in class to the teacher wont see what im actually doing.
    I always say the alphabet because i cant remember what letter comes next
    I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys
    I turn the lightswitch on and off rapidly,
    YES! I'm a girl :)

  17. gilmoregirl_ gilmoregirl_
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:34am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when your about to fall asleep and your mom comes in saying What are you going to wear tomorrow ?

  18. EmilyBeth05 EmilyBeth05
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:38am UTC
    TO THE PEOPLE ON WITTY AT SCHOOL;;
    Get that work done!(;

  19. rizgirl17 rizgirl17
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:39am UTC
    All that hair that falls out
    when your taking a shower
    and your like "f**k I'M GONNA BE BALD!"

  20. babbinikki babbinikki
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:01am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You are walking with your boyfriend and you see two teachers(male&female) walking out of a guys bathroom together fixing themselves...
    Epic Fail. <3

:)

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