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1. frofro12020
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2010 4:30pm UTC
   today a little girl saw my ring and asked me if i was married
   When I told her
   "It's just a normal ring, I'm not married."
   Her jaw dropped and she said
   Any guy who wouldn't want to marry you is a
   BIG DUMMY
   
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2. allybabyxx78
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2010 5:46pm UTC
   Today, I was at the movies
   on a date with a guy I discovered I really don't like.
   Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked
   me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the
   counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in
   my change that said, "ditch him and go to theatre 12". I did.
   Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in
   with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans.
   Hello, soulmate.
   M L I A
   
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3. cirkel96
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2010 6:40pm UTC
   & A boy 's love for his Xbox...
   will never compare to,
   A girl's love for her Ipod!
   ♥
   
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4. emiinnerr
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2010 6:51pm UTC
   Suite Life of Zack & Cody ;
   Zack ; Ow , papercut ! Kiss it please ?
   Mr. Moseby ; You can't even see it !
   Zack ; You can't see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.
   
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. x0liveeelaughhhloveeex0
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2010 6:27pm UTC
   .•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
   .•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
   .•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
   `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
   It starts off texting all the time. Sending each other smiley faces, making each other smile. Flirting, staying up late at night just having fun. Then things get more serious. You start getting more personal. Then you meet, you kiss him, you fall for him. Then he asks you out. You date. Doesn't matter for how long, but... you fall. Fall hard enough you don't know what's happening. And when you wake up, you're left with reality. He breaks up with you in a matter of not even a month, or maybe more. But in the end, it's all the same. You always end up with a broken heart. And you keep going back to him because you love him. You'll take his crap, you don't care,
   because you just want him.
   .•*¨¯¨*•.……………….............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
   `•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
   .•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
   `•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´
   
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7. Princessxx22
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2010 6:31am UTC
   To make a dotted border....
   <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
   To make a hot pink backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a black backround...
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a solid border....
   <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
   to make a dashed border....
   <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
   to make a medium blue backround....
   <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
   </span></span></span></div>
   to make a light pink backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a red backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a yellow backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a blue backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a light blue backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a purple backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   Needed to save. take if you want *(:
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. lamartig
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    Speial Characters :]
    ♥ ❤ ❥ ☮ < ☯
    ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ✦ ✧
    ❝ ❞ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂
    ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ❦ ❧
    ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ☠
    Not mine, of course :]
    
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11. SpoonFullOfSugar
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    ***H O W C A N I M O V E O N***
    When I'm still in love with you?
    
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12. itsLObabbby02
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    » through the wind and the rain «
    ...she stands hard as a stone...
    in a world that she can't rise above
    ♥ but her dreams give her wings ♥
    and she flies to a place
    where she's loved
    concrete angel♥
    
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13. tropicsweeti
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    i hate when
    i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.
    
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14. Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    * boy and girl texting *
    boy ; do you wanna come over tomorrow?
    girl ; yeah sure! - P.S. i love you
    boy ; k (: who's your signature for ?
    girl ; oh.. uh.. someone - P.S. i love you
    boy ; who?
    girl ; you dont know him.. - P.S i love you
    *little does the boy know - its him *
    boy ; well then go to his house tomorrow since you love him so much!
    ^ really happened to me!
    lmaooo(:
    
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15. _Kee_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 10:59pm UTC
    "Mom,
    Ma,
    Mother,
    mommy,
    Mom,
    Mom,
    MOM!"
    "WHAT?!"
    hi heh
    
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16. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. ViCtoRiOuSxo2468
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!<3
    
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