Today, I was at the movies
on a date with a guy I discovered I really don't like. 
Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked 
me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the 
counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in 
my change that said, "ditch him and go to theatre 12". I did. 
Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in 
with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans. 
Hello, soulmate. 
M L I A