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1. Klandestinlie
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 1:51am UTC
   That Awkward Moment #1
   When you realize that that one guy,
   ya know... that raging HOMOPHOBE
   ...
   is so far in the closet he's talking to Satyrs.
   
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2. raniel1
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 1:58am UTC
   when i see a white van,
   i automatically think:
   PEDOPHILE.
   
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3. paulinacheer12
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 2:29am UTC
   "You are what you eat."
   "...I didnt know i ate sexy beast every day."
   
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4. liveitup4you
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 2:29am UTC
   My mom said I'm addicted to Pretty Little Liars.
   ♥
   My response?
   Better than drugs.
   
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. XxTheUnknownxX
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 2:48am UTC
   ______________
   foLl0w tHe5E ru1e5
   [1] I need to tell you a secret look at 5
   [2] The answer is look at 11
   [3] Dont get mad look at 15
   [4] Calm down dont be mad look at 13
   [5] First look at 2
   [6] Dont be that angry look at 12
   [7] I just wanted to say hi
   [8] All I wanted to tell you is... the answer is at 14
   [9] Be patient look at 4
   [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7
   [11] I hope your not mad look at 6
   [12] Sorry look at 8
   [13] Dont be getting a hype look at 10
   [14] I dont know how to say this look at 3
   [15] You must really be mad look at number 9
   ______________
   
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7. cottoncandylintlicker
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 3:00am UTC
   last time i checked,
   doritos wasn't a brand
   of bronzer.
   
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8. jasonx3
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 3:25am UTC
   Does anyone remember this Drake & Josh quote?
   Josh: I hope you go bald.
   Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
   Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
   Gotta love it;P
   
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. punklove182*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:20am UTC
    You're awesome ;)
    Let's hang out ;)
    You're pretty ;)
    Winky-face makes everything sexual.
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. ChloeGontier
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:27am UTC
    You Sir,
    your shirt has to go,
    but you can stay.
    Sincerely, us Girls
    ♥
    -- nmf/myquote
    
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14. MissLaurax
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:29am UTC
    The hidden dirty jokes...
    on Disney channel♥
    nmf
    
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15. emilyyy957
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:48am UTC
    how to freak people out:
    1) Empty a Windex bottle
    2) Fill it with BLUE Gatorade
    3) Start squirting it in your mouth in public
    ♥
    
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16. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:52am UTC
    Singing your favourite part of a song,
    and the person around decides to turn it into a duet
    nmq, got it from tumblr
    
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17. cwkbaaabyx3
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:58am UTC
    i was thinkin' bout pork, thinkin' bout beef, thinkin' bout food, what we gon' eat. i open the fridge and saw some kfc. <3 :D
    
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18. TheAnja
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    July 27, 2011 7:11am UTC
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19. prissybabeex3
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    July 27, 2011 7:17am UTC
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20. now delicate_disaster*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:24am UTC
    Now Made W i t h R E A L Cheese!
    Well, wtf was it made with before?!
    nmf/nmf
    
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