MissLaurax

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you can type here all you want. lalalalalalala. :3
please keep the layout credit on! thanks.
also, i would appreciate it if you commented me that you used this layout. :)

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 4:44am UTC

favorite if;
you're no longer friends with someone who you
once called your best friend.

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 3:27pm UTC

Edward Cullen is so bored. :[
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Jasper Cullen Where's Bella? :P
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Edward Cullen On her period. /:
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Bella Swan Don't just tell everyone i'm on my period! >:(
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Edward Cullen Why? You are.
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Bella Swan Well i don't tell anyone you sparkle like a f●●king fairy in the sun, or that you won't f●●k my brains out until we're married... even though i'm so up for it! You're not even a real vampire! You're just a f●●king sparkly emo b*tch.
♥ Bella Swan went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
^ Jacob Black likes this.
not mine

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Fave if you:
Count on your fingers in math
Say "oww" when
nothing even touched you
Call the little awkward kid
your best friend
Raise your hand to Hi-5 someone
and they don't notice
Randomly smile or laugh after thinking of something someone said
Stare at something for too long and can't pull your eyes away
Talk to inanimate objects

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 10:16am UTC

Its Friday!
»Fav if you instantly thought of the tragedy that is Rebecca Black.
NMQ

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 10:10am UTC

Dear Guy With Big Headphones Who Tries To Act Like A Tough Gangsta,
I can hear Party in the USA blasting from your headphones.
Sincerely, You fail.

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 10:02am UTC

I wanna know how many Boys and Girls are on Witty;
If your a girl: Comment.
If your a boy: Comment.
If you wish you could watch a flying giraffe eat a banana; Favorite.

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 4:29am UTC

The hidden dirty jokes...
on Disney channel♥
nmf

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 11:55am UTC

&i started
this school year off with 48964846346282791 pencils. now i have one.

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 12:29pm UTC

Boy: Picks up a penny*
Girl:What are you doing?
Boy: Saving some money to bail you out of jail.
Girl:What do you mean by that?
Boy:Stealing is a crime and, you stole my heart<3

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 12:25pm UTC

*On Youtube*
*This video is not available in your country*
Where the fück do you think I'm from!?
Narnia?
♥
Not my quote, credit to the owner who made this amazing quote!

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 2:20pm UTC

Hey Google...
Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
Little cocky aren't we?

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MissLaurax
posted a quote
April 14, 2011 5:19pm UTC

How do guys flirt
They fail, but that's what they do...
1. They start to fight you. (In a playful way)
2. They stick up for you when someone is mean to you.
3. Think of something random just to start a conversation.
4. Act like idiots just to impress you. (Which totally fails)
5. Try to get in trouble just to make you laugh and see your smile.
6. Look at you every time they can.
7. When the teacher says "Work together" they pretend "NO!"
8. They help you if you need it.
9. Let you copy their work (Even though it's always wrong.)
10. Follow you everywhere they can and disturb you. We find it QUITE annoying!
Yes, that's what they do. Im sure he
loves you...
Not my format. But my quate.

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