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soccerloverx03x
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November 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC

Who says I can't cook?
You obviously have'nt tasted my cereal.

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sleepingwithkellin
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October 23, 2011 10:01pm UTC

It's not called "being whipped"
It's called "respecting your girlfriend." ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 24, 2011 3:35pm UTC

♥
I just want you. that's it
All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles,
jokes, sarcasm.
Everything.
I just want you
♥

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christinaaxo
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October 24, 2011 3:13pm UTC

I never look at you
when i pass you in the hall way
because im scared
you'll see me
and think
"ew, shes ugly."

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An'*
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October 24, 2011 5:51pm UTC

i'm really scared because
i've never wanted to be with someone as much as i want to be with you, but i don't know if you want to be with me too. ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
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October 24, 2011 5:00pm UTC

& So She Fell
head over heels for the boy who kept his feet
planted firmly on the ground

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sparkly_rain_bows321
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October 24, 2011 5:55pm UTC

it's cuddle season.
I BETTER GET OUT MY STUFFED ANIMALS.♥

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hopelesslyinlove6
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October 24, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Like this if you're single
correction: too sexy for everyone
nmf

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cutecotton
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October 22, 2011 8:13am UTC

Fave this for the innocent puppy
Who was burned to death
Those teenagers are cruel,I cant watch it,I'll cry my eyes out.
R.I.P Puppy,Youll always be in our hearts on wittyprofiles ♥

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CharlAldisx
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October 22, 2011 1:13pm UTC

A push up bra is like a bag of chips , you open the bag and its half empty...
Format by XxprettixX
nmq.

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swimmergirlrox27
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October 22, 2011 12:27pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you go to the liquor store with your dad & the cute guy at the check-out counter asks you what your drink of choice is
*and you're like*
"I'm fourteen.
chocolate milk bro."
♥

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cheeseylovesongs
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October 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC

that awkward class
that you have no friends in.

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idance
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October 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC

yelling random numbers
when someone's counting.

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xxbabiimiikxx
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October 22, 2011 12:03pm UTC

Heyyyy, what's upp? :)
Ughh, I hate the smell of upsexy..
Up what?
Upsexy
What?!
I said, I hate the smell of upsexy!
I don't know what that is..
I HATE THE SMELL OF UPSEXY...
I don't get it!
F*CK YOU, NEVERMIND!
............
lol, everytime I try! if you don't get it, highlight. nmf
how it's supposed to go:
You: I hate the smell of upsexy
Them: What's upsexy?
You: Nothin much, hbu ;)

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letsgetlost09
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October 22, 2011 10:21am UTC

Being with children, is like hanging out
with miniture drunks.
-Johnny Depp

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twilightgirl995
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October 22, 2011 11:37am UTC

When I like someone
I compare their last name to my first name just incase we get married

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