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  1. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:10am UTC
    & I'm at school.
    on Witty,
    trying to figure out,.
    How my teacher doesn't notice.
    :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. LuvCupcakes228 LuvCupcakes228
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    F*** Periods #11
    Walking around feeling like your Niagra Falls.

  4. LuvCupcakes228 LuvCupcakes228
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    F*** Periods #12
    Checking your pants at school every 30 seconds to see if theres any blood on them and looking like a complete fool.

  5. brownbratada brownbratada
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    The best way to hang up on someone;;
    DO it in the middle
    of your own sentence, that way they will
    just think you lost service.
    ;P

  6. brownbratada brownbratada
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Dear bread,
    I'm hot,turned on, and want you inside me.
    Sincerely, the toaster.
    --

  7. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    "HAHAHA, YOU FAILED!"
    Yeah, so did your dad's condom.
    ;)
    ♥ ♥

  8. xpeacexbluex xpeacexbluex
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    All of these years,
    i'v watched Arthur and didn't know what kind of animal he was.

  9. blackcherry blackcherry
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    ♥ A confusing fact---
    In the song -Hips Don't Lie-
    Shakira and Wyclef Jean
    The lyrics are...
    "Como se llama" ...
    "CI"
    Now in English...
    "Whats your name?"
    "Yes."
    ?

  10. Rwarx3 Rwarx3
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Having to Pee
    When your playing hide and seek - . -

  12. shellerss shellerss
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Fave if you remember;
    Chalkzone
    Doug
    Hey Arnold.
    Bear in The Big Blue House.
    The Rugrats.
    All That.
    The Amanda Show.
    Rollie Pollie Ollie.
    CatDog
    Reading Rainbow
    Mr. Rogers.
    Lizzie Mcguire.
    Kim Possible.
    Totally Spies.
    Rocket Power.
    Comment if i forgot any(:

  13. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:14am UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #6
    Squidward: Well in case you didn't know, I am very busy.
    Spongebob: I'm sure you are.
    Squidward: I don't like your tone!
    Spongebob: (singing) I'm sure you are!

  14. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    e r a s efrom Facebook: Done ✔
    e r a s e from Msn: Done ✔
    e r a s e from cell phone: Done ✔
    e r a s e from the HEART: Error ✖

  15. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    && click the heart if you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. //
    nmq nmf

  16. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Beauty ;;
    a trait I lack .

  17. girlwithfangs55 girlwithfangs55
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    So last night was the 8th grade dinner dance...
    And everyone was dancing and having a good time.
    A slow song came on and i see my ex (who i dated for 6 months) sitting by himself.
    We never really had a good relationship...at all. I'm not kidding, we barely talked to each other.
    And BAM! I realize that i really like him. So i go over and ask him to dance. He says yes and we start dancing. Ya, it was a bit awkward, but i didn't care. We made small talk. He was at least trying.
    So I get a little daring and ask "How come you never talked to me while we were dating?" You know what he says?
    "Because your so pretty that you make me nervous."
    *My Cinderella moment<3*
    Fav if you ever had one. Comment it :)
    Long but really cute :)

  18. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    "I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
    DUDE. you were going around throwing bricks at cars and saying " LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!" ♥

  19. TheCherryChicas TheCherryChicas
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    it's scary to know that
    nothing can kill
    that 0.01% of a germ

  20. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    ♥& who else wants to go to♥
    PCA
    from Zoey 101

:)

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