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livluvlaf1127

Status: I Got A Dirty Mouth....

Member Since: 16 Dec 2010 12:25pm

Last Seen: 3 Apr 2016 09:58pm

Location: Bradford, England.

Gender: F

user id: 140038

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My mind are stars I cannot
fathom into
constellations.

-The Fault In Our Stars
Welcome To My World.
You can call me Mrs. Malik.
One Direction has pretty much ruined my life.
Ed Sheeran wrote my feelings into words.

Demi Lovato helped me stay strong.
And Witty saved my life.

Witty has been my home for about 3 years,
& it always will be.

I'm in love with you,
& all your Little Things.

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Harry Styles. Louis Tomlinson. Zayn Malik. Niall Horan. Liam Payne.

  1. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    Loving a band with all your heart is something you only understand when it happens to you. On the surface, others see it as a petty obsession, but they'll never know the feeling of putting so much faith into a few people on the other side of the world. It's hard to explain to them, the listening to song after song on repeat, the waits for the new albums, the excitement and surreal sensation when you finally see them live. They don't understand why the lyrics booklets give you a sense of comfort or why you paste photos of them all over your bedroom walls. And they can't understand why one band could matter so much.
    And you think to yourself,
    because they saved my life.

  2. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:36pm EDT
    Olympic Gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats Voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
    me: falls on face trying to put socks on

  3. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:27pm EDT
    no matter what we breed
    we still are made of greed.
    it's where my demons hide.

  4. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 1:22pm EDT
    Me: Can i play when you die?
    Friend: Sure.
    *tries to make them die so you can play*

  5. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 9:05pm EDT
    format-blownaway LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.
    He went to sleep
    a superhero & he woke up a villain.
    killing & killing my love.
    oh no, what happened?
    you got me fighting like
    Wonder Woman.
    -Cher Lloyd
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: blownaway

  6. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:16am EDT
    I hate when
    I'm trying to sleep and my brain decides to say
    "You know what's a good movie?
    PARANORMAL ACTVITY."
    nmf

  7. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:58pm EDT
    Toby Jones, who plays Claudius Templesmith, in The Hunger Games also is the voice of Dobby, the House Elf in the Harry Potter movies.
    Which means that Dobby saved Katniss and Peeta from
    eating the nightlocks.
    Thank You Dobby.

  8. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:43pm EDT
    Me: BUT WHY?!
    Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO.
    Good one Mom,
    you should be a lawyer.

  9. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:18pm EDT
    I hate when you talk to someone
    every single day
    And then it just stops.
    All of a sudden,
    It all just stops.

  10. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:02pm EDT
    I wonder how police on bikes arrest people.
    Police: Your under arrest, get in the basket.

  11. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:00pm EDT
    Watching 1D perform at the Olympics:
    TV: THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
    Me: It's almost time for the solo!!
    TV: NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Me: um... okay there is still time
    TV: NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Me:
    TV: THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
    Me:
    TV: NA NA NA NA NA NA
    Me:
    TV: *bus thing moves away*
    Me:
    TV:
    Me: Jimmy should have protested on this one.

  12. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 4:46pm EDT
    This Afternoon:
    My Sister: What are you doing?
    Me: looking at One Direction videos.
    Sister: OH MY GOD I LOVE LEWIS HE IS SO FUNNY
    Me:
    Her: BUT THE BLONDE ONE'S LAUGH IS ANNOYING.
    Me:
    Her: AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ONE WITH THE TATTOOS
    Me:
    Her: THE ONE WITH THE CURLY HAIR IS CUTE. I THINK HIS NAME WAS LIAM.
    Me:
    Her: AND KEVIN THE KOALA IS LEWIS'S RIGHT?
    Me:
    Cop: So she just fell out the window?
    Me: That's right.

  13. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:18pm EDT
    This Morning:
    TV: 12 DISTRICTS. 24 TRIBUTES. ONE VICTOR.
    Me: *runs downstairs*
    TV: DON'T LET THEM STARVE GA-
    My Sister: *changes channel*
    Her:
    Me:
    Her:
    Me: *gives queen death stare of all death stares*
    Her:
    Me:
    Her: IT WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL.
    Cop: So she just fell out the window?
    Me: That's right doctor.

  14. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:21pm EDT
    2012 "Directioners" in my school: OMG i love One Direction! I know everything about them!
    Me (A Directioner since 2010) : No you don't.
    2012 "Directioners" in my school: YES! Ask me anything about them.
    Me: How many r's?
    2012 "Directioners" in my school: What does that have to do with them?
    Me: You think you're a Directioner? B-tch please.

  15. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:33pm EDT
    What One Direction sings in the shower
    Liam: sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everywhere.
    Zayn: i'm sexy and i know it.
    Harry: it's getting hot in here. so take off all your clothes.
    Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. yeaahhhh.
    Niall: ba da ba ba ba i'm loving it.

  16. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 10:34pm EDT
    You Know Your a Directioner When... #1
    your astounded by Zayn's amazing talent at playing the triangle.

  17. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:41pm EDT
    TODAY
    I went to the dentist.
    « there was an Explorer car there,»
    with a license plate
    THat saiD
    « DORATHE»
    MLIA

  18. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:17pm EDT
    "NO JIMMY PROTESTED!!"
    fave if you know where this is from<3
    nmf

  19. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 10:36pm EDT
    Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me.
    Katniss: Gale, stop-
    Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
    Katniss: Just-
    Gale: DON'T CHA
    Katniss: Pleas-
    Gale: DON'T CHA
    Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
    Katniss: Oh god not you too-
    Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
    Katniss: Peeta-
    Peeta: DON'T CHA
    Katniss: Make it stop-
    Peeta: DON'T CHA

  20. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:08pm EDT
    Who else
    is married to
    >>>>>>>>a celebrity<<<<<<<<
    that has no idea you exist.
    nmf
    mine is Zayn Malik, Josh Hutcherson and Justin Bieber<3

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