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  1. xs2brittany xs2brittany
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    Fate is like a strange,
    unpopular restaurant
    filled with odd waiters
    who bring you things
    you never asked for
    and don't always like.
    -- Lemony Snicket

  2. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    I love how,
    in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

  3. ForgetMeNot0715 ForgetMeNot0715
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    Warning ;
    Do NOT highlight this.
    What are you doing ? I told you not to highlight this, your a terrible listener.
    Just out of curiosity please favorite this if you DID highlight it, I want to see how many people don't listen.
    kbye <3

  4. alwaysforeverme alwaysforeverme
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    My hair isn't straight or curly...
    It's just (a w k w a r d l y w a v y)
    poke the -->♥<-- if yours is too ;)

  5. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    I've never seen a tombstone that read:
    » "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."

  6. memoriescutlikeknives memoriescutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. ohx0itslovexo ohx0itslovexo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    and it's funny how. . .
    one boy can make you angry at the whole
    Male Population

  8. haileys905 haileys905
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2010 9:26pm UTC
    Highlight if you're over him.
    Favorite this if you just lied </3

  9. gracibee15 gracibee15
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2010 7:24am UTC
    -----> the worst feeling isn't
    being lonely but its being
    forgotten by someone you could
    ❝never forget❞
    credit to Xtoxxic_looveX for some quote format.

  10. softballismygame8 softballismygame8
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    It's like a thousand paper cuts soaked in vinegar.
    That's the way it feels when I see him touching her.
    It's like falling face first into a bed of broken glass.

  11. iloveyhu197 iloveyhu197
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 5:37pm UTC
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I want to see,
    A world untouched, unharmed by love,
    A world not cursed, that soars above,
    A world of warmth, not cold as ice,
    A world where hearts break once, not twice.
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I wish to see,
    A moonlit night, not pouring rain,
    Tears cried for joy, not cried for pain,
    A peaceful life, a brand-new slate,
    A world where love can't turn to hate.
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I hope to see,
    A world where pain cannot occur,
    Where tears don't make my vision blur,
    Where happiness can't drag me down,
    And love won't try to make me drown.
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I pray to see,
    A place where I won't need to feel,
    Where time and life are not so real,
    A place where I don't need to think,
    Where into death I'll never sink.
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I know can't be,
    A world where death is not a choice,
    A place where I can't hear his voice,
    A world where cuts don't bleed or scar,
    Where I can watch life from afar,
    A world where I can hide away,
    To die again another day.
    Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
    And show me what I need to see,
    Reflect a world unlike my own,
    Where what is real is never known.
    *****NOT MINEE.

  12. caligreeenexo caligreeenexo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    She's strong enough to walk away ... but broken enough look back. ♥

  13. xxEmma09 xxEmma09
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    turn on the shower, lock the door.
    fall upon the tile and cry once more.
    grab a towel, damp the sounds. don`t
    let a soul hear that you`re
    ♥breaking down♥

  14. sydneymichelle sydneymichelle
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:29pm UTC
    a teardrop is a sign that you've been strong for far too long♥
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  15. fallin4you34 fallin4you34
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Today, I read this fact saying Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
    I laughed at how ridiculous that was.
    Now I feel like a hypocrite because I swear I just saw a duck out my window.
    MLIA.

  16. sparkleysamx3 sparkleysamx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Why doesn't Dora tell her mom she's being stalked by a fox?

  17. sexyychica sexyychica
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 11:01pm UTC
    I just want to know who is more on wittyprofiles single or taken girls
    ..So if you are a single girl please favorite & if you are a taken girl please leave a quick comment
    love:)

  18. GlamourKills GlamourKills
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    Uhhmm, Your six;
    why do you have a phone? who are you going to text? dora?

  19. ohhitsBELLEx3 ohhitsBELLEx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    "Are you Going to school tomorrow?"
    -->No, I'm riding my pet unicorn to Alaska.<--

  20. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    Dear America,
    You produced Miley Cyrus.
    Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely, Canada.
    Quote credit to XSydX97X
    My Format

:)

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