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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC

SpongeBob quote. ♥
Sandy: ......Land on your bottom.
Spongebob: Like this ?
Patrick: No your other bottom.
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: No. Not until four.

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BeOriginal
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 4:44pm UTC

If a robber ever breaks in,
I'll just pretend to be one too,
and we'll laugh and he'll leave
because I have dibs first.

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 4:18pm UTC

#29
DUDIE She Just called you
Taylor Swift
OH HELL NO!
Hold my -Wait- Im'a write a song about this.
♥

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC

#31
DUDIE She Just called you
Nicki Minaj
OH HELL NO!
Hold Pink wig, my green wig, my blue wig, and while
you're at it here's my green wig, OH and my blonde one too.
♥

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're really really angry and everyone is trying to cheer you up by making you laugh and they bring out that little smirk on your face and you think to yourself "No I'm mad, Stop it"
nmf

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jessashton
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Spongebob is absorbant.
He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
Conclusion,
Spongebob is a tampon.
NMF.NMQ
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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Lucas
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC

If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
Touch her waist. Actually talk to her.
Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts.
Kiss her slowly. Hug her.
Hold her. Laugh with her.
Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together.
Smile with her. Take pictures with her.
Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it.
Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly.
Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful.
Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her.
Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved.
Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know.
Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her.
Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
Hold her close when she's cold.
While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
When people DISS her, stand up for her.
Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her.
Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle.
When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
Take her for LONG walks at night.
ALWAYS remind her how much i love her.
Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently.
Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind.
Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC

When I say
"The other day"
It can mean any time
From yesterday to 364 days ago.

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caughtinthe_chains
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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confusedmuch4472
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

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danni79
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July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC

5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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noahwood123
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August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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ilovecowboy8
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August 9, 2011 3:31pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:12pm UTC

I asked an old man:
"Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?
Old man replied:
Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?

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TheLovelyHazelnuts
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:48am UTC

fave if you agree....
painted nails makeyour hands more fun to use.

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Althearose
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 12:07am UTC

♥♥♥♥
Cucumber
Never knew a vegetable could be a bad word
From now on whenever I'm near an adult and I want to swear I'm going to use a vegetable instead.
"You broccoli! Go shove a zucchini up your tomatoe you ugly squash!"
♥♥♥♥

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LookAtMeNow01
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August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC

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