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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
    wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Anxiety isn't a fashion statement. It's a miserable disorder with actual, real
    uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love. So, stop making it "trendy".

  3. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    hey this is just a very normal and
    serious text post with no hidden
    meaning whatsoever

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns
    They look amazing
    but when i do
    i look like i've tried every drug in the world

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC
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    oh my god
    oh my god becky look at her butt
    oh my god who the hell cares
    oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
    oh my god witty is the best website ever
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
    where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    "A bird sitting on a tree
    Is never afraid of the branch breaking
    because her trust is not on the branch
    But on its own wings"
    >>Always believe in yourself<<

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  9. WastedAcid WastedAcid
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:42am UTC
    How to prepare for an exam: cry

  10. lovepeacerespect lovepeacerespect
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:28am UTC
    It is okay to like a bands popular song
    I mean there is a reason it's their most popular song

  11. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:50am UTC
    Every girl,
    Eventually goes through this life threatening thing,
    known as
    PUBERTY.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    when i was thirteen my sister had
    a boyfriend who had a wicked hot cousin. they knew i found him attractive. so, being the two that they were, they forced jarrod into my bedroom, as i was awtching tv, in just. a. bra.

  13. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 9:29am UTC
    He's the type of boy,I'd
    make a sandwich for.

  14. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I just wanted to let you guys know that
    I think Jahar is innocent of the Boston bombings
    And I want to share the reasons why, I know this is probably the last thing you want to see, But I want to.
    • Innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around
    •His friends were absolutely shocked, and that shows his character
    •The color of his backpack didn’t even match the backpack that was shown exploded in pictures by the FBI. Neither did Tamerlan’s. Jahar’s backpack was WHITE, and Tamerlan’s backpack was GREY. The backpack shown in pictures was dark black. It also happens to have a white square on it, which, happens to match the white cube shown on the backpack of another man’s backpack. To ADD to that, that man was shown with an earpiece in one ear. That man is also seen leaving the scene with NO BACKPACK.
    • Jahar was unarmed.
    • Why is there so many contradictions in the story?
    • According to the Boston Globe, there was a bomb drill taking place on Boylston street. They tweeted this just before the bombs went off. And, when agents are questioned, they denied it despite the PROOF, and they started ignoring that question when it came up.
    • Jahar returned to school and continued to hang out with his friend after the bombing. One could assume that the actual bombers fled.
    • Jahar once tweeted: “I’m not a lifeguard to chill, saving lives brings me joy”
    • There are videos of a man being arrested by cops alive who bears a striking resemblance to Tamerlan Tsarnaev. However the man is not wounded, so this evidence is not solid
    • The story was changed many times. For example: Jahar did NOT run over his brother in a “ruthless attempt to escape”, a police SUV did.
    • The media expects us to believe that even though Jahar thought he was dying, he somehow had time to write a note on the side panel of the boat?
    • When coming out of the boat, Jahar is visibly not wounded in pictures provided. But, when being arrested and on the ground, he has visible wounds to his upper body.
    I'm not deleting this quote, I understand people are alowed to have their own opinions, well, this is mine.
    Format By JustADream_Layouts.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC
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  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My brother walked into my room.
    He asked what the worst day of my life was.
    I said 'i dont know.' and he said
    'mine was today.'
    i asked him why and he was silent.
    i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
    he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
    he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
    and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
    my heart broke.
    he's only 9.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I don't get how people get abs?
    Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  19. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
    Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
    I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

  20. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

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