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1. summerjase
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   January 5, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   They named them Green Bay...
   Which, in German, means a whale's v*gina
   
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2. summerjase
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   December 16, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   Girl: am I pretty?
   Boy: NO
   Girl: Do you want me to be with you forever?
   Boy: No
   Girl: Do you like me?
   Boy: No
   Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
   Boy: No
   She heard enough and was hurt. She started to walk away. Tears ran down her face.
   The boy grabbed her arm and said
   Boy: I don't want to be with you forever……. I need you forever. I don't like you, I LOVE YOU! I wouldn't cry if you walked away……… I would DIE!!
   (boy whispers) stay with me..
   (girl whispers) I will…
   
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3. summerjase
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   December 16, 2012 11:12am UTC
   Why do things hurt the most when
   Someone says: I'm not trying to be mean, but __________________?
   
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4. summerjase
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   December 14, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Suicide
   Artist: Rihanna
   
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5. summerjase
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   December 13, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   I just watched Taylor Swift's newest music video...
   "I Knew You Were Trouble"
   And during the intro where she talks..
   Taylor touches a lightbulb..
   And is like...
   OOOO THAT'S HOT
   
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6. summerjase
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   December 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   Ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦ
   Ⓨⓞⓤⓡ
   ♥
   
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7. summerjase
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   December 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Comment your honest opinion...
   Storyline: Rebecca is preparing for an audition to become an actress/singer. Rebecca falls asleep and finds herself in a dream. Rebecca dreams that she is famous and everyone loves her for who she is. Then she is happy because she has all these fans. Rebecca then wakes up and finds out that she is going to be late for her audition. She then goes to her audition and finds out the news about her becoming a professional actress/singer.
   
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8. summerjase
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   December 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Someone actually loves me
   
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9. summerjase
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   December 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   My computer just restarted for no apparent reason...
   And I'm sitting there like WTF??
   
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10. summerjase
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    December 12, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Little Girl #1: Why am I named 'Lilly'?
    Mom: A lilly pedal fell on your head when you were younger.
    Little Girl #2: Why am I named 'Rose'?
    Mom: A rose pedal fell on your head when you were younger.
    Litlle Girl #3: I like potatoes!!
    Mom: Shut up, Brick!!!
    
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11. summerjase
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    December 12, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    One Direction quote... I personally hate One Direction.. But I cried after reading this I was laughing so hard!!
    Liam: Do you wanna come over to my house after school... I have something to show you
    Zayn: Okay
    *After School*
    Liam: Do you wanna come onto my bed... I have something to show you
    Zayn: Okay
    Liam: Do you wanna come under my blankets... I have something to show you
    Zayn: Okay
    Liam: Look at my flashing toothbrush
    
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12. summerjase
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    December 12, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    ► ρlαy. тнє мσмєnтs.
    ▌▌ ραυsє. тнє мємσriєs.
    ■ stσρ тнє ραiη.
    ◄◄ яєωiη∂ тнe нαρρinєss
    
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13. summerjase
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    December 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
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14. summerjase
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    December 12, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Teens Can Love Dolls
    Is that a problem with you?
    
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15. summerjase
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    December 11, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I don't wear makeup...
    Stop staring.
    I don't wear everything that is "in-style" all the time...
    Stop hating.
    I don't have a boyfriend...
    Stop making fun of me.
    I don't like people making fun of me for liking dolls as a teenager...
    Stop laughing.
    I don't like to talk about why I'm depressed...
    Stop asking.
    I don't want to be in this much pain...
    Stop cyberbullying.
    
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16. summerjase
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    December 11, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    In the past year... I've dealt with:
    -Suicidal thoughts
    -Suicidal actions
    -Thoughts of self-harm, self-injury, self-mutilation
    -Being fat
    -Being told I am fat
    -Cyberbullying
    -Wanting to become anorexic
    -Being shattered many times
    -Always being there for my friends, but never having anyone there for me
    
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17. summerjase
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    December 11, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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18. summerjase
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    December 11, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    I'm fine.
    I'm not fine. Please help me.
    I'm just tired.
    I can't take this anymore.
    I already ate.
    I starve myself.
    Go away.
    Show me you care enough to stay.
    I'm just cold.
    I don't want you to see my scars.
    I'm better, I promise.
    I've never been this bad.
    I'm okay.
    I just want to die.
    
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19. summerjase
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    December 9, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Boyfriend: Heyy guess what happened to me?!
    Me: What?
    Boyfriend: I ran into your ex that wouldn't leave you alone
    Me: So..?
    Boyfriend: With my car...
    
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20. summerjase
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    December 9, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Blinding Me ~ Merry Ellen Kirk
    Hello again, do you know who I am?
    It's so nice to hear your voice again
    Cause I've been looking in the mirror lately
    And I still think that I'm torn in a million pieces
    It's hard to say if it's give or if it's take
    But I know it's only seeing
    And what do I see, please tell me
    The dark is overwhelming
    But when I close my eyes, I see paradise
    And my eyes are blinding me
    I used to think that I would sail the seven seas
    And take a break from this reality
    Then again when reality's hardly a reality
    It's hard to see when you're dreaming
    And what do I see, please tell me
    The dark is overwhelming
    But when I close my eyes, I see paradise
    And my eyes are blinding me
    
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