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gab*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 9:57pm UTC


.
.
.
.
PINK LIPSTICK STAINS,
CIGARETTE BUTTS
I LIE IN BED,
i hate my guts.

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spence*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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cujo*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 10:08am UTC

i'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked

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Ethanol
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 2:36pm UTC

I've got thick skin and an elastic heart,
But your blade it might be too sharp
I'm like a rubberband until you pull too hard,
I may snap and I move fast
But you won't see me fall apart
Cause I've got an elastic heart

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I'M JUST ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE
bad girls club

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
Format by Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 5:56pm UTC

No:
- I don't want your number.
- I don't wanna give you mine.
- I don't wanna meet you nowhere.
- don't want none of your time.
Format by Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:52pm UTC

there were christmases when you were mine
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spence*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 1:12pm UTC

why are you all following me
is someone paying you
is it my mom

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spence*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 1:09pm UTC

“what the fffffffffffffffheck”
—
me trying to be more family friendly

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Breeze
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December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:57am UTC

Jack Dawson
loved a girl named Rose
didn't get to spend his life the girl
and
died in the water,
because he was protecting her.
Jay Gatsby
loved a girl named Daisy
didn't get to spend his life with the girl
and
died in the water
because he was protecting her.
n o t h i n g j u s t s e e m s t o b e w o r k i n g o u t
f o r t h i s g u y ' s c h a r a c t e r s

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Have yourself a
merry Christmas
►●◄◄
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capsized*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 11:31pm UTC

Would
you
lie
to me baby?
cause the
truth hurts
so much more. ♥

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RubiLouise
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 11:14am UTC

*sprays febreeze on your attitude*

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 11:35am UTC

IF INTERNET EXPLORER IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK YOU TO BE YOUR DEFAULT BROWSER, YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK THAT GUY OUT.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:06pm UTC

uGLy CHRiSTMaS SWeaTeRS
are not ugly. they're freaking adorable.
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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 7:22am UTC

When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain;
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.

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Onism*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 3:23pm UTC

SO I'VE BEEN
LOOKING UP,
LOOKING DOWN,
LOOKING SIDE TO SIDE
WONDERING WHY THE
WORLD
IS THE WAY THAT IT IS

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